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tell about someone who has a mythos


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i made friends through opendiary including carrie and malwina

on carrie's very first entry someone named passive noted

then malwina said "oh shit you got passive to visit"

but i had no idea who passive was and i never found out

simply the fact that malwina who i thought was the living end,

cared who passive was and where (s)he visited has stayed with me

passive had a mythos and that has never been tainted in my mind

now it's your turn to tell about someone who has a mythos

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Theres a guy in our town, been around for decades, that all the long time locals know. The man was born Charlie -blank- but people in these parts call him Minute Man Charlie. He wasn't always known by that name. There was a time when he was Cadillac Charlie, named for his beloved car which he drives to this day. Charlie moved here to goto college back in the early 80's and quickly got absorbed into the party life. Ten years later he had failed to graduate, kicked out for poor performance from one to many keg stands and being the party animal legend that he was. Some thought of him as a reincarnation of Belushi from animal house, but the with sheik and refined look of a WWF wrestler like Hulk Hogan. He was a god, a legend. Time went by and Charlie began to get older, and desperate for money, and no longer welcome in the party scenes. So he did what any college drop out would do and started striping. It was slow at first, but eventually Charlie earned himself a reputation. He used a pager, preferring not to pay for a telephone, and could be seen using the free campus telephones at all hours of the day and night. By this point Charlie and been reborn like a caterpillar hatching from its cocoon as Minute Man Charlie. Business was quite busy for him, and it was not unusual to see him using the phones several times a day to confirm his appointments. Now you might wonder why sorority girls would be willing to shell out $50 hard earned dollars that could be better spent on beer than for a strip show from a man pushing 40. Charlie wasn't an ordinary stripper, he filled a special niche. Not many people were willing, let alone able to do what Charlie did best. You see Charlie was blessed with an extraordinary ability. Charlie could masturbate and orgasm in under a minute, regardless of the circumstances. So after a awkward 15 minutes of this elderly man shaking his genitalia at a bunch of leering college woman he would bust one out in under a minute flat and then dart off into the night $50 in hand. The man must be 50 now, but you can still see him driving around town in his Cadillac.

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sometimes i really think you need to edit your posts so they can be read by someone who isn't directly jacked into your thought process

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sometimes i really think you need to edit your posts so they can be read by someone who isn't directly jacked into your thought process

 

if it gets me nudes of Yegg i will see what i can do

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additionally once upon a time there was a member called CUP

i don't remember too terribly much about his back story

but once he said "you're corect, my pal" and i always remembered

Jac Y Jymper i'mma let you finish but CUP was the best member of all time

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