Guest JW Modestburns Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 This shit happens to me every other week or so... I go to sleep at my regular bed time, 3am, but then i wake up at fucking 5:30 am unable to sleep. Fuck this shit. I'm taking a shot of SoCo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 well it's 2.44am right now and i've been up since 8. what does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 well it's 2.44am right now and i've been up since 8. what does that mean? you need a shot of SoCo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 use the extra time to your advantage somehow take a shot of SoCo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 This shit happens to me every other week or so... I go to sleep at my regular bed time, 3am, but then i wake up at fucking 5:30 am unable to sleep. Has mom ever told you about your twin brother? I'm in the bathroom. I'm sorry I snuck in, probably what awoke you, but I wasn't planning on talking to you or anything. I just like to stop by sometimes and watch you while you sleep. It's so strange. I like to pretend that you're me and that I'm looking back at myself as an astral projection. I whisper things to you. It's usually a cool fortune cookie I read at Lucky Dragon, I save them when I go there, but sometimes it's a movie quote that I find particularly deep. This time I was going to whisper a quote from Young Guns II, which I assume is your favorite movie too. "You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc" -William H. Bonney Please just go to your room and let me slip out of here. I can't face you conscious. I'm having a panic attack already. Mom told me when we meet face to face we'd instantly know everything the other knows, like some sort of psychic connection. I don't want to give you this burden, of the things I've seen, the people I've hurt. I'm so sorry. Also your toilet won't flush, I don't know what to do, I guess I'll owe you one. I'm really sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 ah, this happened to me so incredibly often recently. it fucked with me so bad. meant i was always dog tired and feeling sick and unsocial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Happens to me a lot of the time. I actually quite like it if I don't have to be up for anything, as it's the time I normally have to get up if I'm working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 i usually wake up early because i have to urinate, then i say to myself "Fuck My Life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 i usually wake up early because i have to urinate, then i say to myself "Fuck My Life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 i usually wake up early because i have to urinate, then i say to myself "Fuck My Life" that's awesome. is that a mouth piece at the end of the catheter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 my cat wakes me up around then and then I have to pee and it sucks cuz I gotta go to work in 2 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 This shit happens to me every other week or so... I go to sleep at my regular bed time, 3am, but then i wake up at fucking 5:30 am unable to sleep. Has mom ever told you about your twin brother? I'm in the bathroom. I'm sorry I snuck in, probably what awoke you, but I wasn't planning on talking to you or anything. I just like to stop by sometimes and watch you while you sleep. It's so strange. I like to pretend that you're me and that I'm looking back at myself as an astral projection. I whisper things to you. It's usually a cool fortune cookie I read at Lucky Dragon, I save them when I go there, but sometimes it's a movie quote that I find particularly deep. This time I was going to whisper a quote from Young Guns II, which I assume is your favorite movie too. "You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc" -William H. Bonney Please just go to your room and let me slip out of here. I can't face you conscious. I'm having a panic attack already. Mom told me when we meet face to face we'd instantly know everything the other knows, like some sort of psychic connection. I don't want to give you this burden, of the things I've seen, the people I've hurt. I'm so sorry. Also your toilet won't flush, I don't know what to do, I guess I'll owe you one. I'm really sorry LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 This shit happens to me every other week or so... I go to sleep at my regular bed time, 3am, but then i wake up at fucking 5:30 am unable to sleep. Fuck this shit. I'm taking a shot of SoCo. i did the same thing, only earlier...and i'm sick. blech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 i usually wake up early because i have to urinate, then i say to myself "Fuck My Life" that's awesome. is that a mouth piece at the end of the catheter? I think they're ear buds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Best thing to do is get up, fix yourself a fry up and a pint of smoothie, then roll a spliff and watch a movie. After this you'll be ready for more kip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GrandPopPoplock Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Shhiiittt! I'm usually just coming in from work , or going to sleep around that time . ...fuck my life . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Still, must be worlds better than waking up at 4:30 in the morning! Now THAT would be truly ZANY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 last night i had a mental left 4 dead zombie apocalypse dream (mainly cos i played a campaign just before bed). i woke up suddenly at about 6.30am, and lay there for 15 minutes, convinced i was in the game lobby waiting for players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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