Root5 Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Basically, here is the Immortal Jellyfish platform. Jellyfish are awesome. They are awesome from a philosophical standpoint (they are so minimal, yet still living creatures. Are we nothing more than more complicated jellyfish? hmmm?) They are awesome from an artistic standpoint (just look at any picture of jellyfish. They are god damned beautiful) For example: They are totally badass (the little blobs of jelly can sting really bad. Furthermore, you can take the pain away from a jellyfish sting by peeing on the wounded area. Peeing on wounds is IDM, guys) Now add to the awesomeness of jellyfish the awesomeness of IMMORTALITY HAVING EVOLVED! In conclusion, vote immortal jellyfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Also ... "IT" IS FUCKING IMMORTAL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 i made a load of space jellyfish for my AV project (and i was not aware of the poll). i think jellyfish are ingrained in our collective consciousness because they're just so fucking IDM. JELLYFISH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Also ... "IT" IS FUCKING IMMORTAL!!! yet the LHC strives to unlock the mysteries of the universe, which is older by far than the oldest living immortal jellyfish. hence LHC trumps tiny little jellyfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted March 28, 2010 Author Share Posted March 28, 2010 I once went parasailing and the ocean was filled with jellyfish. Looking down at them, I realized that my parachute looked like a big jellyfish, and I was really just like them, drifting a long. JELLYFISH I have a stuffed jellyfish I often destress by tickling my face with the tentacles. JELLYFISH Also ... "IT" IS FUCKING IMMORTAL!!! yet the LHC strives to unlock the mysteries of the universe, which is older by far than the oldest living immortal jellyfish. hence LHC trumps tiny little jellyfish. Jellyfish are too badass to care about the mysteries of the universe. They aren't troubled by debates about what is proper science and what the hell a higgs boson would look like. They just drift along and do their shit. And some of them DON'T DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES!!! because they're fucking IMMORTAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Also ... "IT" IS FUCKING IMMORTAL!!! yet the LHC strives to unlock the mysteries of the universe, which is older by far than the oldest living immortal jellyfish. hence LHC trumps tiny little jellyfish. If we unlock the mysteries of the Jellyfish , we can make ourselves immortals (giving us enough time to solve any mysteries you want) Also .. LHC DOESN'T WORK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 because jellyfish are just like humans? Also, the LHC DOES WORK YOU IGNORANT GIT. http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2010/lhc-results-0205.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beariksson Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Nah, Jellyfish are psytrance, guys. LHC is pure nerdy IDM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 because jellyfish are just like humans? Also, the LHC DOES WORK YOU IGNORANT GIT. http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2010/lhc-results-0205.html We can extract the cell that gives them the power to regenerate and modify its DNA so it can work on Humans. Also , i don't count "breaking every time there is a breakthrough" as working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beariksson Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 I voted for LHC, I don't know why I wasted my time on that pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Nah, Jellyfish are psytrance, guys. LHC is pure nerdy IDM. stfu Gary. you're thinking of neon paper maché rave decor. IMMORTAL JELLYFISH think about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 LHC killed two people LHC broke four times LHC has been delayed 14 times LHC will become null when Two proposed Future Colliders are built. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Nah, Jellyfish are psytrance, guys. LHC is pure nerdy IDM. stfu Gary. you're thinking of neon paper maché rave decor. IMMORTAL JELLYFISH think about it yeah, an immortal jellyfish is more goa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 because jellyfish are just like humans? Also, the LHC DOES WORK YOU IGNORANT GIT. http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2010/lhc-results-0205.html We can extract the cell that gives them the power to regenerate and modify its DNA so it can work on Humans. Also , i don't count "breaking every time there is a breakthrough" as working. Didn't break last time, it's due for another run in March. if you'd bothered to read the article. Also, to become "immortal" in that sense, we'd have to regress to an infantile state every time. Good move, a bunch of fucking babies crawling around the planet is just what we need. I voted for LHC, I don't know why I wasted my time on that pic Possibly to indicate the average intelligence of anybody who votes for immortal jellyfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 I support this initiative! If you have already voted for LHC I strongly urge you to delete your vote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 because jellyfish are just like humans? Also, the LHC DOES WORK YOU IGNORANT GIT. http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2010/lhc-results-0205.html We can extract the cell that gives them the power to regenerate and modify its DNA so it can work on Humans. Also , i don't count "breaking every time there is a breakthrough" as working. Didn't break last time, it's due for another run in March. if you'd bothered to read the article. Also, to become "immortal" in that sense, we'd have to regress to an infantile state every time. Good move, a bunch of fucking babies crawling around the planet is just what we need. I voted for LHC, I don't know why I wasted my time on that pic Possibly to indicate the average intelligence of anybody who votes for immortal jellyfish. Overpopulation, FIXED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted March 28, 2010 Author Share Posted March 28, 2010 LHC is just standard science nerd blah. Anyone who's taken a science course will worship the LHC because it is so hyped. LHC isn't IDM. LHC is just general nerd. Immortal jellyfish are amazing. First of all, appreciating weird looking animals is IDM. Second of all, they evolved to be IMMORTAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 never taken a science course in my life. do you really think that would stop people from reproducing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 no (to OP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Just change your vote to the Jellyfish, we won't think any less of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 never taken a science course in my life. do you really think that would stop people from reproducing? If we can engineer future generations , i am pretty sure we can make them all Sterile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Nah, Jellyfish are psytrance, guys. LHC is pure nerdy IDM. stfu Gary. you're thinking of neon paper maché rave decor. IMMORTAL JELLYFISH think about it yeah, an immortal jellyfish is more goa. Seriously, jellyfish are for braindead hippies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 I hate jellyfishes in general .. but for FUCK SAKE .. IMMORTAL!!!! There is probably a Turritopsis nutricula floating around somewhere, that "was there" when Julius Caesar was emperor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 never taken a science course in my life. do you really think that would stop people from reproducing? If we can engineer future generations , i am pretty sure we can make them all Sterile. So you want force sterilization on everyone, while at the same time have large quantities of the population revert to an infantile state. Fucking hell, Hitler had nothing on you. Also - please note that immortal doesn't mean unable to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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