kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 say you have your special lady coming to see you - you'll have a shower, shave, moisturise, deodorize, maybe a spray of cologne on the neck and taint... well, making a delicious burger is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. today i watched my butcher mince and shape 4 beautiful 8-oz burgers out of freshly minced rump steak then i went to the bakers and got some nice poppy seed baps tonight, i finely chopped some red and white onion i grated some parmegiano reggawhassit and edam, hand-crushed some black pepper pods, finely chopped some fresh basil and oregano, mixed with the grated cheese fried the burger. when the time was right added the onions so they would start to caramelise as everything else was ready started toasting that mofo bun sliced the bun and added my cheese and basil and oregano and black pepper mix on one side fried some motherfucking bacon until the fat was charred. stacked the lot into a towering monument to cholesterol making a good burger is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 So , you put the penis between the buns ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 would you eat a burger like that with wine or beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I really want one of these now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 would you eat a burger like that with wine or beer? beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I really want one of these now. pretty much everything about that box art makes their product sound like its being sold as pet food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 That cut me deep man. (you feed your pets vegan burgers?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 they dont eat the meat one,. ive tried everything. The dog is in a really pretentious hipster phase right now. Hes almost stopped giving me his plates to lick clean. he says it's because i dont "understand" nietzsche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I don't believe that for one second, you seem like you understand Nietzsche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 I really want one of these now. why don't you eat a big ol pile of mushroom shit and gtfo my burger thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Mushroom burgers are still burgers bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 This burger looks boring as fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 it looks 'free' of so many things i can't help but think 'tasty' was also a casualty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 The packaging is less than inspiring, but they're the dog's bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 linda mccartney died of cancer gordon ramsey is still alive jamie fucking oliver is still alive no matter how much more of a cunt he becomes every year he eats rabbit. cute, tasty little rabbit no thx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 GZA got my back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 so does jules winnfield re: the bacon that doesn't make it right in my book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tontonz1 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 did anyone else here think he was referring to keenan n kel's 'good burger' when seeing the title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 ... I think it's crazy how they get the cheese to do that, plus that does actually look good. Still, I bet it's no tofurkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 I think it's crazy how they get the cheese to do that it's called 'melting'. in that picture a variety called 'cheddar' is being used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Your just missing out on so many fine flavors by not eating meat regardless of health benefits, which INCLUDES seafood. Fresh seafood from out here in the Pacific Northwest is mouth watering good... had some jumbo prawns yesterday, god damn! Oh and yeah burgers are probably number one in terms of consistent quality and appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I think it's crazy how they get the cheese to do that it's called 'melting'. in that picture a variety called 'cheddar' is being used. This is a process I am not familiar with, explain please. And Mr. Kramer, I never liked the taste of meat or seafood! I fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 Your just missing out on so many fine flavors by not eating meat regardless of health benefits, which INCLUDES seafood. Fresh seafood from out here in the Pacific Northwest is mouth watering good... had some jumbo prawns yesterday, god damn! Oh and yeah burgers are probably number one in terms of consistent quality and appeal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOROvO2fxTc my rule on prawns: if they're not big enough to look back at you, they're not big enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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