The Genius Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Hey all. I have had irritable bowels for a few years now, and it has been the bane of my existence. At school (University... I'm in college.) I usually like to sit in the outside seat near the door so that I may quickly exit the classroom and use the restroom if I need to. Recently, after a month or so into the semester, I entered class and saw a girl was sitting in my usual seat. I politely asked her to move and she irritably (no pun intended) told me that she was sitting there and there were many other seats open. My stomach lurched immediately at the thought. "Please! I need to sit there!" I told her but she would not move. I stood there and I could feel my face getting red. I was so mad at that moment. I decided to take action. I grabbed her backpack from the floor and quickly threw it across the room. "I TOLD YOU I NEED TO SIT THERE!!" I said loudly. The stress was too much to handle for my stomach and my bowels released in my pants... my worst nightmare had happened. Completely embarrassed, I ran out of the classroom and dropped the class. This is life with I.B.S. (Irritable Bowel Syndrome). Does anyone else have it? It's really an inconvenience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 LOL , you are definitely 42Orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 my money was on jr, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 lion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 nene, ever since i started playing nba 2k10, every time i see "nene" (player for the nuggets) i can't help but think of multiple assgasms. damn you, damn you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 that's what you get for being a grown-ass man playing vidya games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Genius Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 I don't get the reaction to this thread, you guys are weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I live near a mexican restaurant called El Nene, but I've never been there for fear of getting assgasms. But seriously, I laugh every time I drive by. I think I instinctively said "multiple assgasms" once, when my then-gf was with me, and she was disturbed immensely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Thats so terrible! You should go see a doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 i get stomach problems after a night of heavy drinking and spicy food, i think i might have ibs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Genius Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 i get stomach problems after a night of heavy drinking and spicy food, i think i might have ibs. That's a shame. I stick to drinks like fruit juices and high-carb low-fat easily digestable potatoes and white breads. I try to take it easy on my system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 that's right. i get assgasms! oh, also the obligatory: holy shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I don't technically have IBS, but I do get similar problems that affect my daily life. I am a major fan of WOW Rufflez chips. If you don't know much about this series of chips, excessive eating can cause anal leakage. And I do excessively eat these chips, (they're just so damned good). So I regularly find my self in the middle of a busy day with a pair of boxers full of nasty ass Wow Rufflez diarrhea. It's simply awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I don't get the reaction to this thread, you guys are weird. Hence why I like comeing hear as I feel more normal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Genius Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 I don't technically have IBS, but I do get similar problems that affect my daily life. I am a major fan of WOW Rufflez chips. If you don't know much about this series of chips, excessive eating can cause anal leakage. And I do excessively eat these chips, (they're just so damned good). So I regularly find my self in the middle of a busy day with a pair of boxers full of nasty ass Wow Rufflez diarrhea. It's simply awful. I get the same problem when I overeat chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 God, what an asshole, throwing her backpack like that. You should've just held onto the bag, taken it to the restroom, and then shit into it like a gentleman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 some girls, one backpack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 i always think of highschool when i see nene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bacteriatastic Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 OATMEAL helps maybe i don't know i'm not a doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 OATMEAL helps maybe i don't know i'm not a doctor I can't not read this in an H Jon Benjamin/Archer voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bacteriatastic Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 OATMEAL helps maybe i don't know i'm not a doctor I can't not read this in an H Jon Benjamin/Archer voice. if that's a good thing: and if it's a bad thing: :emotawesomepm9: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 sometimes when i sit on the toilet poop comes out of my butt, it's weird, i hope i don't have herpes oh wait i'm already pretty sure i do, that's right, how could i ever forget... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 i don't mean there was a very memorable crazy thing that happened when i got it, i just mean.. i have herpes i kinda freaked out when she told me, i was feelin pretty bad but then i saw some statistics saying 1 out of 4 chicks have herpes 1 and %90 of them don't even know it cuz they never show signs, and 1 out of 5-6 dudes have it and most of them don't even show any signs either, so i then i was all 'fuck yeaaaa'... that was definitely a shitty morning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 The Genius on his way to the bathroom: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 i made this just for you, watmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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