keltoi Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 have we discussed the phenomenon of leggings. or jeggings = skin tight, denim-look leggings. sounds OK in theory but the problem is all the chicks are wearing jeggings, regardless of body/booty shape... and not even teaming them up with a long top to cover their repugnant, sack-o-sand arses... i saw a girl today wearing black leggings which were pushed so far beyond their intended stretch-ability factor that they had become see-through, revealing underneath, apart from a few square yards of rippling cellulite, some huge bridget jonesers which were being slowly consumed into her hungry asshole as she waddled along to the pasty shop. she set this all off with tight t-shirt riding up around her annoyingly fat-without-tits frame. gok wan would turn in his grave. it's like the curse of the skinny jean... you have to see lots of seriously fucked up lower halves before you encounter just 1 to kind of make it all worthwhile. and i still have nightmares about beth ditto lookalikes perched on barstools with cheesewire thongs cutting through an 8 stone arse right in my eyeline. i feel like somehow getting my own back by wearing my leather chaps in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 This is one of the very few advantages of living in a remote-ass area. Only the good-looking/fashion-concious girls here have the courage of wearing these so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 thread obviously needs pics or the thread will have never happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 it's hilarious. i was hungover, sat in a cafe at 11am on a saturday morning with some mates, and we spent the morning counting the girls walking past the window with these leggings on. it's either like wearing tights with no skirt, or wearing pyjamas. some girls can pull it off. most cannot. and i have to admit that i was seeing a girl for about a month who was the kind who could not pull it off. you know, the stereotypical rugby lad's girlfriend with big knockers and slightly fat arse wearing jack wills shit. sorry. i feel like i've let you all down. it's ok though, i realised the errors of my ways. won't happen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 isn't it hard enough to get moderately tight jeans on anyway? how do some of these girls get into these new "jeggings" you speak of? more importantly, how do you get someone out of these things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 i think quite a lot of girls have to lay down in bed to get their skinny jeans on. at least that's what i've seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 i like them, fat or skiny!!! it just shows the truth!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 12, 2010 Author Share Posted April 12, 2010 isn't it hard enough to get moderately tight jeans on anyway? how do some of these girls get into these new "jeggings" you speak of? they got lycra in them i think. some of these girls are pushing lycraTM to the limits. more importantly, how do you get someone out of these things? stanley knife? i like them, fat or skiny!!! it just shows the truth!!! the truth is ugly. i can't handle the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Jeggings are basically the upgrade to skinny jeans...they are confortable like a motherfucker and they make your arse look even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 isn't it hard enough to get moderately tight jeans on anyway? how do some of these girls get into these new "jeggings" you speak of? they got lycra in them i think. some of these girls are pushing lycraTM to the limits. more importantly, how do you get someone out of these things? stanley knife? i like them, fat or skiny!!! it just shows the truth!!! the truth is ugly. i can't handle the truth! i like ugly when i have beautifull and i like beautifull when i have ugly kinda want what i don't have lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Plus if youre a dude all the gals get to see the size of your wein0r. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 12, 2010 Author Share Posted April 12, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 show me the face, i'll probably hit it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 good bloody lord no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 it's just a fat women WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT FUCKING CLOCK?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 A global fashion, I like it, yeah there's some fat ones doing it too, still whatever, beats seeing those stupid bell-bottoms or pirate pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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