AJW Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 My mate's hair smells of beef. It has done ever since he started growing it long 12 years ago. Raw beef smell. Any tips on how to reduce the beefyness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 hmmm does it taste like beef? this is a critical question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 MASSIVE CRITICAL QWESHTUN!: Is he a cow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 mash chicken burgers into his head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 all real men smell like beef and piss bovril Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Eat lots Asparagus and pee all over his head , now he will smell like vegetables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 bathe yourself in raw beef essence everyday you'll get used to the smell that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 does he shower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 I imagine your friend's hair to look like long strands of beef protruding from a meatgrinder. Now his head is like a meatgrinder (in my mind). Does it sound floppy when he headbangs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.