Guest Gary C Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 So my girlfriend's been turfed out by her landlord because of the kitten we bought a few months ago. He was originally against the idea of a cat, but allowed her to have it. Now he's been kicked out by his wife and conveniently u-turned on the cat. My girlfriend's moved out and the landlord has slinked into the empty room. He's an army-type too, so I don't like him anyway. But anyway, today we go 'round to get the last of her bits and the cunt has chopped down by 3 HUGE sunflowers. Seriously huge, I'd never grown them so tall before and they were just about to flower. How can someone chop down 3 obviously intentionally grown flowers? Cheer me up, WATMM, because I'm feeling pretty suicidal about it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 lol suicidal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 poor flowers :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 stay calm, the waaaahmbulance has been called Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Cats are crap, this incident will serve as a lesson to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Cats are great, you can always grow more sunflowers. I reckon you probably have a good 60 years left in which to grow sunflowers. Unless you decide to top yourself first. In other news, you will never be as rich as you want to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Someone find me the picture of Homer raping Bart, something about "calm down and get pleasure". Then I'll be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 Why do you ask us for providing you pleasure while your 30 "C cousins" live next door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 At least you have a girlfriend. I DONT EVEN HAVE SUNFLOWERS I BOUGHT A FERN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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