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half a pint glass of bucky topped up with red bull, a shot of vodka, and a tube of this liquid candy gel stuff you can get in sainsburys.

 

sounds lethal

 

i can hazard a guess to why you may be having troubles with your heart.

 

the one night i drank buckfast mixed with vodka i ended up sleeping with a 37 year old woman in the toilets of nice'n'sleazies

 

which is the only club in glasgow to sell buckfast on tap actually.

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i ended up sleeping with a 37 year old woman in the toilets of nice'n'sleazies

 

lol why didn't you fuck her?

 

*drum roll and cymbal crash* lol. classic :)

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anyone familiar with this?

Westons_Scrumpy_Main.jpg

 

first time I ever got pissed and didn't remember what happened was on this lol

used to have two bottles in a night sometimes at uni. fucking nasty shit though, I stopped eventually

 

I used to live down the road from Westons, was amazing. World-class cider

 

the bottles are great for homebrewing too

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BCM you're boring me now... go out and play

 

out of interest, how old do you think i am?

 

i have no interest in how old you'd like to know i think you are.

 

i ended up sleeping with a 37 year old woman in the toilets of nice'n'sleazies

 

lol why didn't you fuck her?

 

*drum roll and cymbal crash* lol. classic :)

 

:cisfor:

 

i actually meant that, keltoi, i wasn't being sarcastic. i thought it was funny! *shrug*

 

drum roll AND a cybal crash mind you. he's not fucking about.

 

BCM, my cock is bigger than yours. lol

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anyone familiar with this?

Westons_Scrumpy_Main.jpg

 

first time I ever got pissed and didn't remember what happened was on this lol

used to have two bottles in a night sometimes at uni. fucking nasty shit though, I stopped eventually

 

I used to live down the road from Westons, was amazing. World-class cider

 

the bottles are great for homebrewing too

 

i just don't understand why someone would drink two huge bottles of this when one smaller bottle of gin or whiskey will get you just as smashed, but without feeling like you've swallowed an orchard.

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i actually meant that, keltoi, i wasn't being sarcastic. i thought it was funny! *shrug*

 

i took it how it was meant, thanks.

 

ah, cool man..... no worries then.....

 

prove it

 

well come right over, you're only next door eh..... ??? lol

come get me big boy! lol

 

yeah, I'm not really next door. OR AM I?

 

no, you're not...... *yawn*

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Guest ezkerraldean

anyone familiar with this?

Westons_Scrumpy_Main.jpg

 

first time I ever got pissed and didn't remember what happened was on this lol

used to have two bottles in a night sometimes at uni. fucking nasty shit though, I stopped eventually

 

I used to live down the road from Westons, was amazing. World-class cider

 

the bottles are great for homebrewing too

 

i just don't understand why someone would drink two huge bottles of this when one smaller bottle of gin or whiskey will get you just as smashed, but without feeling like you've swallowed an orchard.

not really a fan of spirits. plus this shit is dirt cheap, which counted for a lot when i was a chronically impoverished student
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