Why does it always began with the same kind of 'paragraph' (obviously metaphorically speaking)

[murve33]

All those trees in the forests just make us have repetitive mundane thoughts

You need to open your eyes if you think every tree in the forest is the same.

[OneToThirtySix]

How would one go about eating 'copious' amounts of their own semen? It seems the only way would be to store it up in a container of some kind over a long period of time. Or did you not mean all at once?

 

Yes I prefer tupperware, kept by the bedstand. Plus when you burp it, it releases and intoxicating aroma

Wet saltines.

[rixxx]

Why would the universe think you're so special to be singled out? You are nothing, you amount to nothing and you will always be NOTHING.

 

This is so wrong. If you read Aphex Twin's autobiography, the first chapters talks about how he was single out by the universe to become the best electronic musician ever. Its possible.

 

 

A common occurrence amongst the electronic musician's lifeline then..