Why does it always began with the same kind of 'paragraph' (obviously metaphorically speaking)

[oyster]

It seems like the last time I visited the zoo in North Dakota with my relative and I hadn't slept for over 24 hours the tiger was like a part of my violent dreams and I couldn't believe what was happening. Why does the universe weigh down on us like it knows us better than any human being ever could? All those trees in the forests just make us have repetitive mundane thoughts...but you understand, don't you, stranger? You post on Internet Message Boards so you must be enlightened.

[Guest rumbo]

^^ This reminds me. I need to play The Witcher more often.

[Guest Coalbucket PI]

You saw a tiger and somehow you think the universe is treating you wrong?

[luke viia]

Trees can't make you do things if you just step out of The Pod.

[schlucharski]

sometimes the whole universe is against you, its like your out of sync, and you just can't fight it buahhahahaha.

[rixxx]

Why would the universe think you're so special to be singled out? You are nothing, you amount to nothing and you will always be NOTHING.

[mcbpete]

rixxx tells is as it is™

[Guest EleminoP]

play the bongo drums in your closet. your mom loves you.

[lumpenprol]

the only way to cure yourself is to eat copious amounts of your own semen.

[oyster]

Nowhere in my statement is there any indication of my being singled out... Also Rixxx what you say is pretty obvious and widely recognized. I doubt you'll find much resistance to that notion except perhaps from religious individuals. I for one find it comforting in a sense.

 

How would one go about eating 'copious' amounts of their own semen? It seems the only way would be to store it up in a container of some kind over a long period of time. Or did you not mean all at once?

[rixxx]

Next time I'll try to be more original.

[oyster]

Don't take things so personally.

[rixxx]

Sorry Sir, I was merely putting myself in place.

[luke viia]

You know what you must do, The Pod. Leave The Pod and free The Tiger.

[mcbpete]

Too much cough syrup and not enough nulls.

[Guest Xenblake]

You know what you must do, The Pod. Leave The Pod and free The Tiger.

 

[Frank Poole]

It seems like the last time I visited the zoo in North Dakota with my relative and I hadn't slept for over 24 hours the tiger was like a part of my violent dreams and I couldn't believe what was happening. Why does the universe weigh down on us like it knows us better than any human being ever could? All those trees in the forests just make us have repetitive mundane thoughts...but you understand, don't you, stranger? You post on Internet Message Boards so you must be enlightened.

[Hoodie]

Sorry Sir, I was merely putting myself in place.

 

[Boxus]

LET GO

GET LOW

[vamos scorcho]

LOVE thyself and LOVE all others

 

improve THYSELF and be all you can be

 

ENJOY the world and DO what you will

 

THEN perhaps YOU can be who you

 

WANT to

be and of

course

THEN

YOU

CAN be who you want!

[YO303]

Why would the universe think you're so special to be singled out? You are nothing, you amount to nothing and you will always be NOTHING.

 

This is so wrong. If you read Aphex Twin's autobiography, the first chapters talks about how he was single out by the universe to become the best electronic musician ever. Its possible.

[cloud capture]

our brains are fucked.

[OneToThirtySix]

This all seems familiar...

 

Isn't this how it started for Betty? Offbeat threads with bizarre OPs?

[awesomeperson]

sometimes the whole universe is against you, its like your out of sync, and you just can't fight it buahhahahaha.

 

[lumpenprol]

How would one go about eating 'copious' amounts of their own semen? It seems the only way would be to store it up in a container of some kind over a long period of time. Or did you not mean all at once?

 

Yes I prefer tupperware, kept by the bedstand. Plus when you burp it, it releases and intoxicating aroma