Sprillian
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I got fifteen quid stolen from my purse at work today. Happy Birthday to me.
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Ooh fancy. Much obliged
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I'm more of a black coffee person, but I keep scrolling up to get another look. Drool.
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That's a damn fine looking cup of coffee.
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Oh my dayum. A bogey (accidentally). Sad times.
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Staropramen beer. Toast with guacamole and Sriracha.
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Don't regret, rejoice!
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Lolz. I love that little shit bag.
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Angry puss doesn't want to be held I think it's more of a I don't know about that, one of my three felines does this when he doesn't want to be snuggled anymore. But hey, she may have just not wanted her picture taken. She's a stroppy madame and decided to meow at my boyfriend as he took the picture.
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At least that's what you'll tell the parents. Time for rabbit stew, (i'm sorry, i'm sure that it's quite cute and you don't want to eat the poor dear.) No no, I have envisaged myself making both rabbit stew and roast duck, and then relaxing in the big garden with a glass of good wine contemplating the aftermath. I do not much care for rabbits, unless they are in my mouth.
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Looking after my folks' place while they're on holiday. It's a nice big house with a massive garden, but my mother has acquired herself a menagerie of sorts that I'm in charge of keeping it alive. My morning routine involves a lot of duck faeces spread about my person before I even manage to have my coffee. They said to show their appreciation they'd leave the fridge and wine rack fully stocked. My arse, the place was bare when we arrived and we're strapped for cash as it is. I'm also worried one of the rabbits might peg it due to heat exhaustion.
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Breakfast of Champions. Very enjoyable. Appears it's going to be one of those books you want to be able to read for the first time over and over. What's not to love in a book that has an author's illustration of an arsehole by page five?
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^^ Intense
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^^ Awesome stuff
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Oh hai WATMM.
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chuck e cheese? No it's a small London chain called Leon. Apparently they refer to managers as "mum","dad","auntie" and "uncle"... But I really, really need to get out of my current job so may spend the weekend practising my highfives.
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I have a job interview at a small restaurant chain next week, but fear I may have to prove myself by my crayon drawing and highfiving skills. Plus they don't specify wages so the humiliation may be a complete waste of time.
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I like a mean, lurking lean
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Bloody marys are replacing meals it seems.
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Peg in the eye
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Nice! I got an email from Apple in Japanese, this is the translation courtesy of Google Chrome. Only really noteworthy for the first line, but still: I have cancer you love Apple products / services always, thank you. Apple ID name: xxxxx@hotmail.com account information has been changed to 06/22/2013.Questions and Answers confirmation If you've received this mail in error, or if the unauthorized access by a third party is suspected, now iforgot.apple.com please go to reset the password to access to. The check and change security settings,Appleid.Apple.Com please do sign in to. This e-mail is an automatic reply mail. I do not hear the inquiries reply to this email I am so sorry. If you have any questionsApple Support please go to. Thank you. Apple Customer Support
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Don't let anyone in a pub make your bloody mary for you. Always request the ingredients are brought to you at the bar. And none of that Big Tom bollocks. Have it for dinner! First world problem solved innit.
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Bloody marys are for any time of the day. Anyway, this could sort of count as breakfast, it is morning.
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Lol. I can't decide whether to make myself a bloody mary or a gin and tonic... or go to bed and feel ashamed about my first world problems.
