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    i accidentally put through the wrong time sheets for someone at work because i was too busy daydreaming about dick cakes. amazon
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    https://soundcloud.com/ss101/101-night
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    cycled to work and back pretty much every day this week. that's 14 miles round trip. feeling good.
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    the cunt for red october /thread
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    thank you for pot smoking did someone do "shart" yet? if not, shart
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    did that one, but it was "big todger in little vagina"
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    (But who used it first?) i changed it, and will be now regularly for life is in a constant state of flux and nothing is certain.
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    Is this the strike filled Heath-era 70s Tories, the unemployment filled Thatcher-era 80s Tories, recession filled Major-era 90s Tories, or the pig filled* Cameron-era 00s Tories ? *alleged Dave (pig fucker) Hameron mainly. The idea of affordable housing has gone straight down the crapper because he and his posh twat chums haven't a clue.
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    i gave up all my aspirations because of depressio and look at me! NB: I am currently hiding in a corner with the shades drawn London has gone to shit since the Tories basically, the rents are fucking extortionate and house prices even more so. fuck this town.
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    i'm feeling seriously disillusioned with life in the city and am considering moving back home after the summer. it will mean giving up on all my aspirations. YOLO.
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    someone else has the same avatar as me. i hate it.
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    Rabbit on a skateboard I know, I know, it's serious(ly fucking adorable).
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    i'm very much enjoying photoshop troll right now. here is a shining example. funny story/confession. when my ex and i broke up many years ago, i fraped him and removed him from all his own photos.
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    Edit: do the dildo thing phling. do it!
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    there have been these signs looking for this dog up the river for some time now, a perky little black and white collie cross. unfortunately my housemate found the dog in the river at the weekend. very sad.
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    Scat on a Hot Teen Roof Big Todger in Little Chica
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    i'm so bored at work right now that i just watched a video (someone posted on fb) of a monkey playing with another monkey's lad. why?
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