Hail Sagan
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Hail Sagan - Saying reptilian alien dudes are cool is not even funny. They're responsible for all the hardcore/violent/traumatic alien abductions, because they're assholes. Straight up assholes with no respect.
Dude you shit in a Target.
TWICE.
How am I supposed to believe you?
Nah I'm just messing with you. Admitting that may actually lend to your credibility if anything.
So basically what you're saying is that the dinosaurs never even went extinct. And that the .0001% of the dinosaur population that constituted the Bilderberg group saw that the dinosaur population had passed the profit-making threshold and would result in quarterly losses so they just bunkered down and blasted the Yucatan with a diverted asteroid to make shit look like a natural disaster. But before they did that they took some critters down with them, one of which endured countless generations of artificial selection which resulted in the ultimate pet. The human being. They appeared before us as Jesus (or ninjas) to earn our trust and reinforce certain behaviors, and they've divided us such that it makes it difficult for us to recognize what's going on and interfere with their business venture. That's basically what you're saying right?
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i wonder if jesus walked on water that same way. derp derp
as that's the only way it can be done, we should assume that he did. *photoshops jesus' face onto the lizard gif*
Ninjas did it with flat shoes (but also running). There's this school of thought that believes that Jesus was buried in Japan, so maybe he was actually a ninja, who was NOT a lizard.
what, where does it say Jesus was buried in Japan? how would he have even got there? did he fly?
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Jesus could walk on water, lizards can walk on water, therefore Jesus was a lizard.
Pretty sound argument there. Maybe he shook himself violently out of the earth like that sand lizard too for the resurrection.
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^Critter of the Year™ as far as I'm concerned, the head shake seals the deal.
If they're not burrowing their way into some sand they're
I don't care what people say about the illuminati. If there truly are lizard people (no) then they're just way cooler than us and deserve to be in charge.
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Could be wrong but I'm fairly certain this wasn't downloadable a few months ago. Whatever the case, it is now.
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dank observation
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So that's Badger ting, Mr Men re-make/release, Cheetah EP all possibilities. Have I missed anything?
Mike & Rich remastered w/ bonus tracks.
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thanks to all in this thread... just made my way through dreamhunter... incredible. excited to explore further!
any tips on what to listen to next?
Volumes
-> https://rolandosimmons.bandcamp.com/album/volumes-collectors-edition
It's under the Rolando Simmons moniker. It also happens to be 38 tracks, which normally I would say is excessive, but Volumes is an exception. It runs the gamut in terms of style and energy. From dreary or serene sounding ambient, to bass-laced funk, strange and experimental moments, to just flat out good. After multiple listens it's currently leading the pack of my AOTY contenders.
The Magic Crystal EP is also damn good. As is all of his shit apparently, Trackermatte included.
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i wondr wot wz sd
wz tryn t pst ths
https://trackermatte.bandcamp.com/track/victorian-router-2
Don't know how to embed that shit though. Got annoyed and just deleted my post.
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Edit: Timothy Forward got the story, and actually knows how to quote articles without some weird formatting shit going on, unlike me. See below.
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You're probably right. I don't know man, I just liked the pictures (especially the last one). Don't lie though, you would snuggle the shit out of both of them if it wouldn't end in you being savagely torn limb from limb by two beasts who would proudly drag the remnants of your corpse off into the sunset with their adorable furry faces completely saturated with your still-warm blood. I mean, I know I would!
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Fuck segways and the people who ride em
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µ-Ziq is uploading a bunch of tracks to his SC as we speak, I'm gonna go listen to that. Have fun with the Bill Corey stuff guys.
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I hope this is just another impostor closing their account to cause a stir like we saw with all the soundcloud wannabes and Richard took that discogs comment as a suggestion or something.
WATMM
Come on kinda creepy
sry richrud
WATMM are the creepy ones in this situation?
lol
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I think the amount of recognition I get is at perfect equilibrium right now.
It allows me to get new stuff and occasionally go to lovely places I haven't been.
I make music every day and the joy is 100% in the creation,
and I will release stuff as long as people want to hear it :-)
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so it's confirmed this is him then right?
[youtubehd]7u5NVkWdQ4Q[/youtubehd]
lets hope not.
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Funny Pictures Part IV - Funny Harder
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That's exactly what I just said. Basically.