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pabst blue ribbon. johnnie walker black label. incredibly dank marijuana. bullshit indierock juxtaposed by bar conversation by a hotspot filling up like "you know if i had a real sex drive i'd put the laptop away" incidentally, if i learned one thing in manhattan at some of those well-to-do bars, you can make teh women come up to you if you're good looking and it looks liek you could really give a shit about them. then they go "what are you doing?!@" you say "writing raps" they go "you rap?!@" i go "you ask stupid questions?!@" they go "rap for me" you go rap. digits ensue.
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LB?!@ huh?!@ LB = lyrics born, the only man worthy of LB like he too had to do that one designer bag tile logo thing... shit who is it... i wanna say dolce gabbana but its not them.. it's brown it has diamonds and two letters interlocked not too indifferent from a baseball cap. but limp bizkit isn't even worth an iota of my brainpower to discuss... if you dont know who lyrics born is click here i heartily reccomend tracks 13 and 14
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dude, i want to point out one thing... if the whole of your cognitive armada gets blowed up real good by the laborious task that is coming up with your dj name, then suffice to say, i never want to hear you dj. if this was an exercise in campy latent bbs homoerotism that brings us together to talk about the convention of dj names, well then it's ok, but if you really need a dj name i mean holy shit dude i shit dj names by accident... like i always wanted to be DJ bin laden: the most hated dj in america (you know, the vic acid 12" is like "sail away" from the crystal light commercials for me) but like i realized i need to go deeper so i came up with dj tim osman, aka the asset. go look it up, when bin laden, ex-cia-asset from the afghani/soviet wars, came to america his code name was tim osman. while i like my dj name, i like my emessiah name for electronic music, and hey sinicalypse is kind of ok and downright fun when you watch girls fuck up how to pronounce it, i can only sit here and gaze towards the heavens with nothing but wonder of what *could* have been, no, what *should* have been if i wasn't so selfish with my damn artistry when i came up with these names and had i gone on watmm and pleaded for ideas, well, i wouldnt be here right now. i'd be waking up next to shakira in manhattan ready to play the madison square garden tonight... IF ONLY I HAD LISTENED TO WHATEMM3%$!#@
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um dude, that song was done before. long ago. like 1998. edit: this was done on a cut chemist beat that gets faster and faster as the song goes on until it's damn near drum and bass at the end. Artist: Blackalicous Album: A2G EP Song: Alphabet Aerobics Typed by: mbfamily@erols.com (Now it's time for our wrap up Let's give it everything we've got Ready? Begin) Artificial amateurs, aren't at all amazing Analytically, I assault, animate things Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding Casually create catastrophes, casualties Cancelling cats got their canopies collapsing Detonate a dime of dank daily doin dough Demonstrations, Don Dada on the down low Eatin other editors with each and every energetic Epileptic episode, elevated etiquette Furious fat fabulous fantastic Flurries of funk felt feeding the fanatics Gift got great global goods gone glorious Gettin godly in his game with the goriest Hit em high, hella height, historical Hey holocaust hints hear 'em holler at your homeboy Imitators idolize, I intimidate In a instant, I'll rise in a irate state Juiced on my jams like jheri curls jockin joints Justly, it's just me, writin my journals Kindly I'm kindling all kinds of ink on Karate kick type brits in my kingdom Let me live a long life, lyrically lessons is Learned lame louses just lose to my livery My mind makes marvelous moves, masses Marvel and move, many mock what I've mastered Niggas nap knowin I'm nice naturally Knack, never lack, make noise nationally Operation, opposition, off, not optional Out of sight, out of mind, wide beaming opticals Perfected poem, powerful punchlines Pummelling petty powder puffs in my prime Quite quaint quotes keep quiet it's Quannum Quarrelers ain't got a quarter of what we got uh Really raw raps, risin up rapidly Riding the rushing radioactivity Super scientifical sound search sought Silencing super fire saps that are soft Tales ten times talented, too tough Take that, challengers, get a tune up Universal, unique untouched Unadulterated, the raw uncut Verb vice lord victorious valid Violate vibes that are vain make em vanished ? well would a wise wordsmith just Weaving up words weeded up, I'm a workshift Xerox, my X-ray-diation holes extra large X-height letters, and xylophone tones Yellow back, yak mouth, young ones yaws Yesterday's lawn yards sell our (yawn?) Zig zag zombies, zoomin to the zenith Zero in zen thoughts, overzealous rhyme ZEA-LOTS!.... (good....can you say it faster?)
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are you retarded? where to start... Artist: Organized Konfusion Album: Organized Konfusion Song: Releasing Hypnotical Gases Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Pharoahe Monch] As you look from whenceforth I come; riding the wind thus eliminating competition from bird's-eye view, I'm descending in helicopters -- in a village raid Flesh will burn when exposed to the poetical germ grenade I'm highly intoxicating your mind -- when I'm operating on cell walls to membranes, cytoplasms to protoplasms Disintegrate em eliminate em now no one has em in battle I display a nuclear ray that'll, destroy bone marrow in cattle Thereby destroying the entire food supply that's crawling with AIDS, maggots, flies It's ironic, when a demonic, government utilizes bionics and a six million dollar man to capture me Clever, however; you could never ever begin to apprehend a hologram Who's determined to fight solely, to defend in wars a land of the holy I threw I-raq/a-rock and I-ran/I-ran cause I couldn't stand anymore within the depths of the sand So don't ask me Hu-ssein/who-sane cause the hypnotical gases are eating my brain {oxygen levels, check it, hydorogen levels, check it nitrogen levels.. check it} [Pharoahe Monch] I am one who is one with all things, thus the unorthodox I am The paradox I am, the equinox extending my hand into dimensions to unlock new doorways And so the light has revealed to me that there must be more ways And so I play with rhythms, for something more than a mere game enabling me to advance in wisdom Words will exist like vampires No need for sunlight, from concentrations camps I escape with my sanity -- in 2010 every man will be subject to global warming, formless oval Millions of locusts swarming Seek and you shall find the deliverer of a rhyme the intelligent one, utilizing the mind third vision Surrounded by a three-sided figure, containing the brain The triggering mechanism from which I strike sight beyond sight, sound beyond sound which comes from below the magma, the granite, the ground The surface will seperate, dispersing harmful ashes Your optics will not be able to detect the deadly hypnotical gases Damn it's hard to breathe!!! But if I got one breath left; I'll suck wind from the valley of death, here I come from the slums of earth to center I reveal myself as a beast within a, unbreakable shell Walkin through the doorways of Heaven -- or is this Hell? {The time is now.. right now.} {This is the hour, this is the new dawn! This is the new day.}
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bulls celtics game 7. wordup
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"huge pair of balls even cool under a parasol... paramount to my era like sara vaughn" - lyrics born "lyrically you con't compare to me in any contest, it's like a stealth bomber up against a hyundai accent ............." - lyrics born (same song, but later on with the context being comparisons between two things that are drastically apart in quality, as that's how you compare to LB "nell carter up against karen carpenter.... topless!" eh fuck it, i'll just dump the lyrics to that song by lyrics born called "i'm just raw"
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"i am a nightware walking psychopath stalking natalie portman with a blank tape in my walkman" - sage francis on the non-prophets shit. non-prophets being his straightup boombap hiphop stuff, as opposed to his "emo" standard shit "cuz i'm sick of this shit... i'm about to have a fit split your head and kick your bitch in the tits" - del "we could both sex have with dictionaries but you couldn't come to terms with me" - robust "you fuck a rhyme scheme when there's sublime weed besides me, there's a puff of smoke behind me finally "damn it's getting hard to breathe.... but if i've got one breath left, i'll suck wind from the valley of death" - pharoahe monch "haters take the back we stay up front like handicapped parking" - redman in fact redman is prolly the best rapper in terms of one-liners "yo funk doc's on a tear, jumpin out a plane 15,000 feet in the air like "where?!" ' - redman "i'll fuck bitches from madonna all the way down to smurfette" - redman more coming as i can remember them oh yeah and the hook from one of his memorable songs "if you see a bag of weed on the ground nigga whatch00 gonna do?!@ (pick it up! pick it up!)"
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"There are things we'd like to do which we haven't done.", Drummond told a journalist in 1991. "Totally ludicrous things. We want to buy ships, have submarines. They really are stupid things I know, but I feel confident that in the event of us selling ten million albums we would definitely go out and buy a submarine....Just to be able to say 'Look we've got a submarine and 808 State haven't'."[16] hahaha aphex twin has a submarine and the KLF haven't!
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FUCK OFF, CHOCHBAG!$#!@#$#!@$% p.s. i am gay for theocide. that is all.
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do explain plz well i certainly hope in the context of my little storytime with cunty i explained it, but basically, they took the piss out of everything they did, literally defacing other people's music and being the archaic forefathers of the mashup world that we have now, see: dangermouse (speaking of, in either this month's or last monht's rolling stone, they reviewed a gnarls barkley single and said that the beats hearkened back to aphex twin!!) i mean, especially on the jams' 1987: what the fuck is going on, they literally took songs like dancing queen and the hey hey we're the monkeys and mashed them up and around and on top of other songs and then had really nasty shitty "we're british and better than the primitive form of rapping so we're going to take the piss out of it because it's a rubbish medium" raps on it and basically were like fuckall with sampling. i think that the what time is love?! and 3am eternal efforts were genuine effort, but really quickly they just tried to sell you that song over nad over and over and over again in so many formats. keep in mind drummond was an industry man, an a&r i believe, and had managed bands so he undoubtedly knew how much pop music was regurgitation of itself and therefore prolly had quite a bit of fun selling people versions of hte same song over and oer and over again, throughout the years (what time is love: america, fuck the millennium, etc) and basically, these guys used to play dressup and have tanks nad drive around blaring propaganda and trying to have catchphrases, they carried sheep around... i mean on the surface it seems like it's something important and almighty, to the untrained eye, and even th othere's the illuminatus! stuff and i believe deep down they really thought they were thwarting the establishment, working from within to get a bunch of cash i nthe process and basically being goofy pricks about it and whenever they got backed into a corner it's like AHHH IT'S AVANT GARDE FUCKALL!@#! and by and large their music sucked, i can't lie, i can't listen to most of hteir music through and through, altho there's definitely enjoyable moments on the timelords' history of hte jams comp and the actual regu;lar version of what time is love is a quality, if not horribly generic cookiecutter, song.... so maybe that's the joke, is that they were the #1 selling singles act of 1991 and people ocnsider them ambient forefathers and stuff, altho i will give you chill out is enjoyable for what it is, some moments touch my soul and take me back to 1995 when i'd be listening to that album and man, total nostalgia, and the one take recording aspect is impressive.... but really, all i nall they were.. oh dare i say it dare i say it MUSICAL CHARLATANS (altho drummond's folk album tends to get rave reviews all around the board) who parlayed the relatively-new niche of djing/sampling coubled with avant garde artistic weirdness into a legacy that still has them as esoteric wunderkinds who are still somewhat relevant to places like this all the way fast forward in 2008.
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* cracks knuckles * Sinicalypse Rodriguez Intro to Electronica 101 Mr. Rex, Period 3 20/12/2008 A Brief History of the KLF in the mid-late 80s, bill drummond was a record label A&R who managed some pretty solid bands, most notably one of them with a lead singer named julian cope, who asked drummond what he should do to sell more records. drummond replied that he should kill himself, which cope scoffed at... this was later glorified on drummond's song "julian cope is dead" off of his folk album "the man" which preceded the whole KLF thing. i believe around this time he also wrote a book called 33 1/3, released when he was approximately 33 1/3 years old, about his life and times as an A&R and basically a biography of everything going on. meanwhile, during his college time he made a mate named jimmy cauty, who participated with him in the production of a play called illuminatus!, a farce/pisstake of a tale embellishing about the illuminati and their arch enemies, the justified ancients of mumu. cauty was doing things like being a founding member of the orb and i think some other dance music stuff... anyways, as legend goes, drummond and cauty were mates and billy-dee approached cauty saying "let's make a rap group called the justified ancients of mu-mu" which they did, known as the JAMs or the JAMMs as some people mislabel the acronym. they had a single or two i think, but basically the first big release was 1987: what the fuck is going on?!#@ where they sampled a whole bunch of pop songs throughout the ages and mashed them up, juxtaposed with bits of them doing shitty english rapping in the vein of the beastie boys mixed into parts. song titles like hey hey we're not hte monkees give you an idea of what they're about. sample laws had yet to be established, suffice to say this record basically helped to establish them. relatively quickly the sample laws said "hey, you cannot do that" leading the KLF to have to go and burn a bunch of the oriignal unsold copies of 1987, and legend has it they dumped a bunch of others off of a boat into some sound somewhere. some of these songs later appeared on a compilation called shag-times, and of course, 1987 was later repressed and rah rah rah. as time went on, they took on a couple'a other monikers... one which worked was "the timelords" where they created what i consider to be their greatest song, doctorin' the tardis. as one might imagine, the song was a very heavy doctor who influence, as the song itself was essentially a mash of the doctor who theme song with gary glitter's rock and roll part 2 along with a little bit of original noises sprinkled in, also some dalek samples, and a few other chanting type things. the song made it to top of the pops #1 glory and spawned a book called "the manual: how to have a #1 the easy way" which guaranteed that, after reading, the reader would have a #1 within 6 months of the reading. if you didn't get it a full refund would be provided. if you did get that #1, you would win a trip to madagascar with the JAMs, all expenses paid. once again, the book was a very limited pressing and is likely pretty damn valuable if you have one today. here's them performing doctorin the tardis on the top of the pops tv show... even tho it's hard to see, they had cheaply constructed knockoff daleks rolling around the stage with them: somewhere around this time they came up with the name "the kopyright liberation front", aka the KLF. the KLF started off, i believe, with a bunch of 12s released in the "pure trance" series, and this is where their mainstay songs "what time is love?" and "3am eternal" came from. they made godknowshowmany versions of what time is love and 3am eternal, releasing remixes wherever they could. the KLF became the #1 singles selling group of 1991. whilst they were far from the most gifted producers to man electronic equipment (we are on a derivative of an aphex twin board, after all), all in all they, especially drummond, were geniuses overall, especially when it came to crafting an image and being all kinds of avant garde artistic and cool. their music went around many different styles, from the dark moody ambient-type-laid-back-stuff of "it's grim up north" (which i think was under the JAMs moniker, actually) to some evolved takes on that (kylie said to jason) and then they went further than that: a notable musical achievement was the recording of the ambient album "chill out", which was painstakingly recorded in one take. i think it was cauty insisting on that, and it took many takes resulting in something odd like nearly 24 hours of nonstop studio action in order to get it done properly. there was another laid back ambient type album, tho with some beat-driven songs and of course rehashes of what time is love and 3am eternal and last train to trancentral, which was to be the soundtrack to a film they made called "the white room." i don't think the film was ever formally released, or if it was it was very very limited, and i believe bootlegs might've made it out somewhere along the ways (speaking of, there were some other videos... dunno if they were pure trance or something, but they too are limited and rare and likely worth a pretty penny, same as a legit KLF shirt, which i believe goes for $100 on e-bay with bootleggers lurking to make big bucks off of re-presses) from there, as time went on into 1992 they started jamming out with a band called extreme noise terror, and they were working on an LP called "the black room" which was going to be a collab with them, and as one might guess it was the antithesis of the whole white room experience. the LP was never released, however bootlegs got out and it is slskable... it's not very good it's kind of like anoymous rocky metal, but hey, it's there for you. later on they also did a single with the late country singer tammy wynette called "justified and ancient", which i believe was a single from the white room LP, and i think that's up there in terms of their quality songs. it's head-nodding enjoyable and fun and tammy's got some pipes, and it's got the trademark KLF chanting and people singing mu-mu and references to their ice cream van and other things. they always were heavy on the symbolism, seeing as the justified ancients of mu-mu were the natural enemies of hte illuminati in the illuminatus! trilogy and this was a central message the KLF attempted to propagate throughout their tenure: going against the establishment of music from the inside out. the ending of the KLF was meant to be spectacular, but it fizzled a little bit. at the 1992 or 1993 top of the tops, i can't remember which one, the KLF played accompanied by extreme noise terror. as the band finished up, cauty and drummond came out with assault rifles for crutches and had buckets of sheep blood on the stage... they had wanted to kick the blood into the crowd, drenching execs with it, while shooting blanks off in order to make a grand statement, however the blood got messed up and they just ended up firing the blanks over the head of the crowd. it still did cause somewhat of a ruckus, during which i believe drummond grabbed the house microphone and proclaimed "the KLF are leaving the music industry" i don't know many of the specifics, tho some OG britons likely know, the KLF were reknown for doing all kinds of odd shows with gimmicks, lights, druids, spectacles onstage, etc... sometimes they'd send bunches of people to other people's shows, the orb comes to mind, in KLF shirts accompanied by druids and wahtnot. around this time, the KLF bought themselves a tank and drove it through the streets of london blaring propaganda (this idea would later be rekindled by our very hero and protagonist, aphex twin, who got a scout tank and kept it to the back-roads of the country, not to mention a submarine and other odd things) and they had an ice cream van in there somewhere. they made a legendary little indie film about them going off and burning a million quid (tho rumor is that it was really like 180k, just said to be a million for effect) they had a "worst art award" where they awarded the lady who won a bunch of cash and then promptly burned/destroyed her art... and they did some other full page ads. they took the name "the K foundation" and released a track called "k sera sera" which i believe was a single and it was an orchestra thing, and somewhere along the way they did another jungle-y track about peace in israel or something, with some national anthem mashed up with a jungle beat and the usual odd radio freedom sample intro and a few mu mu shouts and whatnot. i believe it was around 1997 or 1998 or even 1999 they did one more show, called 23 minutes with the KLF, where drummond and cauty came out in wheelchairs and smashed around into each other and randomly yelled at the crowd as if they had dementia/alzheimers or something.. they also had some other grandiose idea that never took off called k2 plant hire, essinestially it spawned a few logos and was a cool buzzword to tell someone about what those crazy KLF cats were up to, but it never really amounted t oanything. from there, they did another EP around 1999-2000 called "fuck the millennium" which featured them taking out another fullpage ad in a london newspaper asking if the millennium should be fucked?! dial one number for yes, one nother for no. the single was just basically defaced versions of what time is love and maybe even 3am eternal, i can't be arsed to remember, but it was basically rubbish. another funny thing in the late 90s/early 2000s: when the KLF did their big huge hit single what time is love, they sampled an old disco-era-diva (fat black lady with pipes from the disco era, basically) named wanda dee for the "gonna make you sweat!" sample. naturally, the KLF didn't credit her or pay her for it, so some years later the case went to court and obviously wanda dee won, so basically, she somehow ended up with the rights to the name "the KLF" and later teamed up with shady promoters who would have a rave and claim that they booked the KLF, put it on the flyer, but really it was just wanda dee singing with a house DJ/band or something, and legally they weren't lying and got away with it, but really, that's just how it goes. since then, as it was previously mentioned, drummond has written other books, most notably 45 (written/released for when he turned 45), which i havent read but i'm dying to get my hands on since basically he reminisces and demystifies a whole bunch of the KLF lore/tales from back in the day, which as you could tell would be a properly scintillating read for me. cauty has done other projects, and within the last year or two teamed up with a mate or two to form the transit kings, or well, looking at the site it doesnt list him under the "band members" part but mentions him in the bio, so maybe he left?! i dunno he was involved with the project tho. basically, i think they've grown older and are active in the art scenes of the world, with drummond really being prettymuchdone with music, tho maybe he wanks off with an acoustic guitar for alls i know. so yeah, in the end, i summise the KLF to be one of the coolest bands ever, altho, their music wasn't nearly as good as their whole image/legacy/style/geniusness, but that never really bothered me, insomuchas i've been spoiled by the likes of the aphex twins and squarepushers of the world to where i tend to go balls out hardcore avant garde all or nothing, and at their peak the KLF were trying to be mainstream pop and succeeded with a few songs, which is exactly what they set out to do. by and large, the KLF were meant to be shouded in mystery and esoteria, and by and large they succeeded, even if most of it was just dadaist-for-the-sake-of-being-dadaist rubbish, still, there was enough of the principality towards actually taking on the role/concept of the justified ancients of mu-mu from the illuminatus! trilogy to give you an idea of what they were trying to do, which was be a pop music outfit that stood against the grain to make an artistic point about standing up against the perpetual whirlpool of reproductive mediocrity that is the music industry. they won't be remembered as musical geniuses, and most will consider them a weird goofy teensy little glimmer of a moment in early 90s pop music history, but to those of us who actually got what they were trying to do and by and large pulling off, they'll always put a smile on our faces as a type of genius that undoubtedly influenced the likes of later/next-generation musicians like aphex twin, providing a blueprint of how to be really fucking cool and genuinely artistic in the face of the music-corporation-machine and forge an identity for yourself that will forever resonate with the fans as being true avant garde artistry, again, which definitely influenced the likes of our vaunted heroes aphex twin and squarepusher. it's why i needs to get me a proper KLF shirt, cuz i'm all about the oldschool 90s really-cool-band shirt, and while they weren't the greatest band in the history of the world, i truly believe that the KLF was the coolest band in the history of the world.
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red stripe... it helps white people dance, man, it's good!@#$#
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i am currently consuming the body odor of some ~17 year old kid next to me. seriously, the kid hasn't showered in three days, shaven in two, is eating some sort of garlic-enhanced chips, and is dressed like the epitome of white trash. oh shit... he looked over and read what i am writing. yeah... dude.... i'd say no offense but i mean offense.... FUCKING SHOWER. jesus h christ i'm a fucking sociopath... and i love it. even if people around me hate me. oh i'm also having two domino's breadsticks in the car, i've got my usual assortment of lemonlime gatorade (the wonderdrink) parliament lights box and of course, another fucking marked up/dubbed sawbuck from paco. henceforth my zest and paranoia and my affinity for modern day crippin/bloodin/s-d'in in the gangbangah thread
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may i suggest that you actually leave comments on the board, as my profile page is passe?
the kind of badassedness you would display entering the fray on the board proper will get you laid someday, that is if you stick to your guns.
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aphex twin live @ melt festival (finally got the whole 76mb to dowload on my modem without crapping out between 6-30mb)