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  1. hmm for some reason when using headphones through my amp (hooked up to computer) I hear tons of weird audio artifacts, almost like a quiet fax machine?

     

    If I hook the headphones directly to the computer, no issues. If I use the amp with speakers hooked up to computer, no issues. =/

    prob a ground loop hum! google it. annoying first world stuff. maybe through everything away and listen to silence.

  2. the walking speed thing finally has had me nearly bring it up

     

     

    so what really irks me is i walk very fast, almost running, dunno why anyway it means that people commonly see me as a threat or competition and start hurriedly trying to walk fast than i am so i don't overtake them while looking around slightly shiftedly - but there is basically nothing they can do as half the time even at their fastest pace i am going twice as fast at them so they sorta stick their elbows out in a last chance defiant way like 'no i am going faster than you today mate' but - wtf this happens a few times a day - get over it and watch the ride prickfaces

     

     

    then there is annoying inefficient zombies part 27: the supermarket shopper.

     

    now these people go right INTO the items in the aisles so no-one else can see the items in that rack while they are like 'look i am shopping here right now fuck you it's my time to take ages to choose a butter' - seriously wtf stand back a little and catch the rays and take it all in like the 'rest' of us who can shop from any angle without needing to go in deep. 

     

     

    anyway i digress, the populace are slow and stupid  - fucking get over it fenton

  3. i started saying 'yah, YAH' a lot, like a rugby pleb. for irony. then i said it in the ear shot of my girlfriend for double pastiche. possibly a lot.

     

    needles to say she is now yah... YAH'ing in public with me and we've become the very sweetest friends we whatted not to be. like a johnny cash cover needles to say it's actually pretty feels good man.

  4.   met this bastards in the woods today, well not bastard it was a whole flock of them and they were setting up webs of death between the trees. my gf got one on her face and we fled, covered in sticky silk the strength of cheese strings

     

     

    after a cursory google turns out it's as neurotoxic as a black widow, less strength, but will put you in terrifying pain for 24hrs

     

     

    tldr fuck japan

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  5. yeh love the fact that there is zero appreciation of the hard graft involved in recreation

     

    that's an art in itself and as said above, the 2nd oldest form of art of all

     

     

     

    maybe if people original disses i'd read them.

  6. Acid: The movie.

     

     

    Turns out it's not about that acid or even that acid!

    It's about boring normal acid.

     

    IN a riveting twist at the end, Ridley Scott prints out 500 sheets of blotters called 'brilliants' but forgets to lay the LSD on the paper and a man dressed in a gay alien suit fucks a pig while saying 'I'm tripping!' in a weird voice before sinking in a vat of acid never to return.

  7. People Gone Wild III:

     

    3rd part of a trilogy featuring straight on straight multiple gender sex parties but played by non straight sex pests so that people who are straight can say they are cool with others so they can get laid by a gay straight person so they can feel cool so they can do more coke.

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