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few pints of...
One of the very best session ales.
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woo Sheffield. Great photo mate!
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Samosa - a sexist streetfighting tiger.
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The Designers Republic we've already whored the dark side cover for gatecrasher's trance anthems ;-)
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Love the name!
FROM THE DESKTOP
OF BRENT NTOMBI
DEUTSCHE BANK
SOUTH AFRICA
ATTENTION:
I seek for your co-operation; my name is Mr. Brent Ntombi A Personal Accountant to Late Engineer Phillip, a citizen of your country, who used to work with French oil major total company here in. Herein, shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2007, Mr. Phillip, his wife and his three children were involved in a drastic car accident along Durban – Johannesburg Express Way. Unfortunately he and his three kids lost their lives immediately in the event of the accident, while the wife was taken to the hospital where she died three days later. Their bodies were kept in the mortuary for five months, in order for the authority, to carry out a proper investigation on how to locate their surviving relatives. They have checked all available public files and embassies, but all their efforts had proved abortive, as they could not found any of their relatives.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, no one has been coming for his account that he deposited with my bank ( Deutsche Bank South Africa). And due to the banking law and regulation of 1985, sub section 18d page 103 chapter 11 of constitution governing all banking policy, and in accordance to the banking decree 003 sub section 45 which stated that any deposited fund which remains unclaimed after the existing period of four years will be confiscated by the National Treasury Department as unclaimed fund so this has brought too much agitation in our bank between boards of directors on how to declare this account unserviceable, base on the fact that the deceased has no next of kin. After the meeting held by the executives of Deutsche Bank with the personal attorney to late Phillip on 25th of August 2012, they have all agreed to extend the date to 15th of august 2012.
Consequently to this, I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before the National Treasury Department gets them confiscated or declare unserviceable by Deutsche Bank South Africa Where the deceased have an account Valued at about fifteen Million, three hundred and forty five thousand U.S dollars (USD 15, 345,000.00). The bank has issued out a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated with in the next few days. Since no one has been able to locate their relatives for over four years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased so that this account valued at fifteen Million, three hundred and forty five thousand U.S dollars (USD 15, 345,000.00) can be paid to you as next of kin then you and i can share the money. All the necessary documents concerning this claim are with the Bank legal department. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal thro
Get back to me for immediate commencement of this deal.
I await your response in a timely fashion.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Brent Ntombi.
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Hahaha, this has potential to be beautiful. Massive WATMM cred if any of this is mentioned in an interview at some point.
There's no joke to Bull Wallet, just the original edit with 'Bulletproof Wallets' cut down to 'Bull Wallet' made me chuckle heartily. I've been insisting the album should be called Bull Wallet since and it kind of caught on.
Lovely stuff.
Gotcha.
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I couldn't put it on Warps page (I tried anyway), maybe they won't let people just post on it. Stuck it on DiS too. Deserves to be seen.
Can anyone explain the Bull Wallet in joke (I know it's a Ghostface album)
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I've put it on the TDRs
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fucking LOL!!
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well done sicko
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Hehe good stuff!
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Ive probably mentioned this plenty before, but its probably my all-time favorite heavy beer:
Just imagine every single dark, rich fruit under the sun ripened and thrown into a bottle of strong, strong ale. Warms the stomach and pleases the tongue. You'll want to drink this guy room-temperature IMHO for best results..maybe slightly/briefly chilled.
the 12 is great. i think i might like the 8 a little better though. i saw their 'tokyo' in the store the other day and almost decided to shell out the $16 to try it.. but i got this instead:
and it is damn delicious. 11% too. probably my favorite quad to date.
I remember having that in Bruges, don't remember much else! A must-go for beer fans.
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Shelvey looks like Litvinenko
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I still laugh at 'weasel shit coffee'.
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we gave up on Boardwalk towards the end of Season 1. We were watching it 'real time' and just found it too slow to keep our interest. However got the DVD's and started watching it again last night from the very beginning, with the idea of watching a few eps a week. Really enjoyed the first episode (again!). Hopefully it'll click this time.
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Innis & Gunn. It's very nice
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jamaican dragon stout.
sri lankan sinha stout. (just look at that fucking label).
both pretty great dark beers.
That Sinha stout is great, had that in Sri Lanka - a lot!
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tastes like ATM
if so, i bet it tastes like french vanilla ice cream
i tweeted her about it.
edit: the brooklyn brewing co stuff is lovely.
Indeed, the lager is quite common up here (know two places with it on tap) but the other brews aren't very common. A nice surprise to find, I really enjoyed them when in NYC earlier this year. Lovely stuff.
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My local offie (in Sheffield had these in stock, along with 6-bottle cardboard holders!)
I'm not the biggest fan of the Brown Ale but I absolutely love the Pale Ale. I've not had the Chocolate Stout before and at over 10% it was like drinking syrup. V. tasty though!
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pics you took that you're pleased with
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you should swap the last two around