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spratters

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  1. My two enjoying today's nice weather: Brian: Holly:
  2. My son said, "Dad, when was the first time you fell in love?" I said, "I was 18. I walked into a bar and spotted the most gorgeous blonde I'd ever seen. Cupid fired his arrow the second I saw her." He said, "So what happened?" I said, "Nothing. Unfortunately the arrow missed and hit your fucking Mother." "G'day mate, Fosters Helpline.. What's the problem mate?" "Hi Guys, I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the minge by a hornet, and now her fanny has completely closed up" "Bummer Mate..." "Thanks Guys, that's what I thought too. Bye..."
  3. The joy of sports cars. And the second joy of being a mechanic.
  4. Watch it, woman to your left is trying to get your password to the world of watmm.
  5. Yeah, into somewhere a lot bigger. My only problem was that Sonar Dome was inside. Wasn't quite the same. Still fucking awesome though!!!
  6. Hope all you stuck around the flooding and your family, friends etc are ok. I'm glad that the pictures showed the kitty is safe. I was worried
  7. After an exam earlier today and 2 hours waiting at an airport to go to Sonar today, the flight was cancelled. Luckily got one from a different airport tomorrow, but I may miss the start of Sonar tomorrow. Plus gotta be up at half 2 to get there. Seriously, fucking French protesters.
  8. I want to find Taylor Chapman and shake her uncontrollable until there is no more talking.
  9. Going to Sonar this week and needed to find a night to go to on Thursday when Sonar isn't on. Somebody made a decision and booked tickets to an event without me looking first. Now I'm missing Jon Hopkins and instead going somewhere where I've hardly heard of anyone playing. Would this be good???? http://www.residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?478928
  10. That's excellent, just got a free android app called voice jammer and I'm surprised to find it works.
  11. I've got an assignment for one Java course, an exam for another, completely busy weekends and Sonar in the next couple of weeks. I'm not sure whether it was a good idea to get a flight for Sonar 4 hours after my exam?
  12. Got hold of Far Cry Blood Dragon the other day. Quite entertaining so far. Yesterday's hangover enjoyed it anyway.
  13. Seems he's got a channel http://www.youtube.com/user/skatesissypop
  14. Seems like you're pretty much in there. Be forthright with her and ask her to go out for chicken dippers or whatever people do these days.
  15. They're talking about fuck parties, right?
  16. No internet connection at work from 10am today because a bunch of idiot contractors put a digger through it at the exchange. My work right now, web development, requires me to pretty much be constantly online. Problem is, they weren't sure it'd be fixed by morning. I can't handle another day of nothing.
  17. If you've got a Costco up there then they do them. They're a great bbq choice.
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