Guest Helper ET Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I masturbate to this topic so often it's crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Helper ET Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 My boner is uncontrollable. And I'm not talking about my penis. No, this is a full on brain boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted March 3, 2009 Author Share Posted March 3, 2009 The fire is so warm in the cold, the dark is a curtain, everything is so close, so quiet, so saturated. A bonfire made on a mattress in a post-apocalyptic lot tucked deep in the neverending wood. A Franiskaner. Snow everywhere. Perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 perfect, until you realize there's no toilet paper out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted March 3, 2009 Author Share Posted March 3, 2009 perfect, until you realize there's no toilet paper out there. true as can be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 My boner is uncontrollable. And I'm not talking about my penis. No, this is a full on brain boner. In a few days this might sprout into a healthy young oak tree Or maybe the best piece of ash I've ever seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted March 10, 2009 Author Share Posted March 10, 2009 as if the white could cry it would cry, I think and I'd laugh conquering it, as older ages did the days I can count on my fingers in an amount of time, perception decreased, passage exponentially magnified the water will run, and green will spew forth, the clorophyll, much like blood from wounds, and then the infection of life will reign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Betty Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Ha Ha! Yes! And the oxygen won't be free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 spaceballs beach resort? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted March 10, 2009 Author Share Posted March 10, 2009 no actually, Tropical Islands, an exotic resort inside a giant bubble...near Brandenburg, Germany. It was originally designed to hold a giant airship, but they ran out of money to make the airship after making the hangar: ...so they made this: It has over 15,000 living trees. HOMDJSOJDHFEAUHFUCKNIGAHShIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 speaking of trees, i have a giant redwood tree in my backyard and i was wanting to build a platform/house in it so i can climb up and hang out. I have no idea how to build one though an i don't want to kill myself, anybody know where to find instructions or recommendations for this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 speaking of trees, i have a giant redwood tree in my backyard and i was wanting to build a platform/house in it so i can climb up and hang out. I have no idea how to build one though an i don't want to kill myself, anybody know where to find instructions or recommendations for this? da internetz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted March 14, 2009 Author Share Posted March 14, 2009 speaking of trees, i have a giant redwood tree in my backyard and i was wanting to build a platform/house in it so i can climb up and hang out. I have no idea how to build one though an i don't want to kill myself, anybody know where to find instructions or recommendations for this? like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lumpenprol Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 speaking of trees, i have a giant redwood tree in my backyard and i was wanting to build a platform/house in it so i can climb up and hang out. I have no idea how to build one though an i don't want to kill myself, anybody know where to find instructions or recommendations for this? lol, I had a redwood tree like this in my backyard when i was a kid, we built a fort in it...then i realized redwood bark irritates the hell out of my skin. Beware. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Betty Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 F'christsakes keep the architects away from the forests, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 The fire is so warm in the cold, the dark is a curtain, everything is so close, so quiet, so saturated. A bonfire made on a mattress in a post-apocalyptic lot tucked deep in the neverending wood. A Franiskaner. Snow everywhere. Perfect. FUCKING BEST POST EVER END OF EVERY FUCKING STORY EVER FUCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 an outsiders comment : wow this turned really gay edit: added quote tags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 an outsiders comment : wow this turned really gay edit: added quote tags don't be showin outsiders our watmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 lol - i'm sorry that i don't try and hide it like most of you. its just the internets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 lol - i'm sorry that i don't try and hide it like most of you. its just the internets i wuz jokin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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