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Given that there are many food afficiandos on watmm i thought i'd drum up some respect for garlic. shit is unreal. if you don't like garlic you fail at life. i put it in everything and i love it. went through like 5 bunches of garlic in like 3 weeks

 

 

i'll eat garlic ice cream or garlic vagina i don't care, garlic cannot be beat.

 

it is essential.

 

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god damn.

 

edit - i sit down when i pee

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Amen!

 

I put garlic in everything I cook. Also, I like to throw the diced garlic in the hot oil first, before the onions (or ginger, as the circumstances require). A lot of people will tell you that this is wrong, as the garlic will burn, but fuck that! You let the garlic sizzle until it's brown & then throw the rest of the shite in there - the flavour that you get by doing this is amazing. Makes your house smell awesome too =D

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Guest Al Hounos

hell yeah. when a recipe calls for garlic, dubble it. when a recipe doesn't call for garlic, add some, and then dubble it.

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yes

 

Amen!

 

I put garlic in everything I cook. Also, I like to throw the diced garlic in the hot oil first, before the onions (or ginger, as the circumstances require). A lot of people will tell you that this is wrong, as the garlic will burn, but fuck that! You let the garlic sizzle until it's brown & then throw the rest of the shite in there - the flavour that you get by doing this is amazing. Makes your house smell awesome too =D

hmm no

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Guest Armour Park
Given that there are many food afficiandos on watmm

 

don't need to be an aficionado to like garlic, that shit is basic brah

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you basically said the same thing y0

 

That isn't what I meant.  Garlic can be great without being central to the latest culinary trend.

yeah man I meant basic in a good way :stuart:

 

That's what I was apologizing for . . . 

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Did anyone catch the episode of Food Detectives on food network where they tested the statement that people stink of what they eat. Two exp. groups: one-a shitload of garlic for a week, tow-shitloads of curry. They then got control and exp. groups sweating and brought in a professional sniffer who works for a fragrance company. Out of a bunch a trials, he successfully nailed the garlic and curry folks after smelling the crook of their arms.

 

You know, I don't give a fuck--I eat garlic and curry and it winds up in my sweat, you SMELL me?

People just need to know that's how I roll.

 

I can top that.  My mother found out that garlic can help curb athlete's foot, so she made my father a garlic poultice to put on the bottom of his foot.  Three hours later, you could smell garlic in his breath.

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Ack, that's fucking cool! For two levels, garlic aromatics making it to his breath and the fact that your mom actually made a poultice in the 21st century. Respek

 

Well, it probably wasn't a regulation poultice.  If I remember correctly, it was mostly gauze and LOTS of bandage tape.  

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