plisb Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 So Magneto is laughing at you, cause all you can do is change the color of your urine. Or: Whistle really loud but your own hearing would be damaged Take huge steps all over earth, but only with one leg, so you'd always have to go back where you were in the first place. The inability to get wet from water while bathing, taking a shower etc. Go on drinking alcohol forever but never getting drunk Modify the sound of your farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 teleport upto 1 ft away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 x-ray vision through air only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 EATING ICE CREAM BUT THE ICE CREAM TURNS INTO SPINAL POISONS WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 the ability to generate electricity but only enough to make balloons stick to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 harness the elemental power of beef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 really bendy thumbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 ability to vary your own mass by +/- 10% at will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 lol @ spinal poisons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 The ability to read the minds of goldfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 the ability to turn frogs into mongaloids. OMG THAT@S RACIST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 the ability to smell irony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 the power to ejaculate in reverse, hoovering up your woman's juices til your balls are like a waterballoon full of lady grease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 i'm sure we've had this thread before, but i can't find it. i believe my response last time was "the ability to post in this thread" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 the power to instantly locate past similar threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 found it. http://forum.watmm.com/index.php?showtopic=32987 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilcat Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 the power to ejaculate in reverse, hoovering up your woman's juices til your balls are like a waterballoon full of lady grease. megalol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 the ability to see aphex twin songs in colour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jac Y Jymper Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 kicking the teeth right fukin in, right into the gu and yoy go fackk thqtw such a fucking boot in the mouth thats an ability when his fuookin gujm explodew an is brains cum out is nozse likla cum shot on tv that was the fucking ability to fucking power it iint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 kicking the teeth right fukin in, right into the gu and yoy go fackk thqtw such a fucking boot in the mouth thats an ability when his fuookin gujm explodew an is brains cum out is nozse likla cum shot on tv that was the fucking ability to fucking power it iint good point, well made Modify the sound of your farts i hardly think that qualifies as "worthless", plisb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 the ability to become a two-dimensional, 8-bit pixelised version of myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 the ability to do reeeeeeeally big shits, like bigger than the shits that normal people do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 the ability to turn red traffic lights green just by staring at them for a couple of minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Ability to breathe underwater, but it must be tap water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 The ability to accuse users without being banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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