Braintree Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to regenerate a damaged appendix at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 being able to send letters to anywhere via internet tubes when you've got no envelopes and stamps and without having to leave the house to post it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to turn twigs into money after having sex with sandpaper for a few hours trying too hard oh really, thanks for that. np Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 i didn't think about that properly because that's quite useful edit: sorry about this, i'll think of one in the morning edit2: however it is worthless to me because i never send letters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to be the best poster on an internet forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to delete your watmm posts when deleting your posts is considered abuse of the delete post feature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 i might get in trouble for the amount of edits i just performed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The power to be invisible to snails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 i might get in trouble for deleting the post between your last two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pantsonmyhead Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to locate ugly girls around the globe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Ability to grow a sparse and patchy beard instantly upon demand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to turn off an erection but not on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 THE POWER OF HEART Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to think up worthless super powers in an instant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pantsonmyhead Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 askjeeves.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 askjeeves.com RIP Jeeves I miss you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to askjeeves any question you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to see through mrs kipling's bumhole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to send mail on sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The power to make coffee lukewarm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 transform into a used tampon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to make your own 5x13.5 sheets of paper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weird Al Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 fart breath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to change from an innie to an outie and back at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to move your fingers sideways 90 degrees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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