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*still waiting with pants around the ankle*

 

*rolls dice*

 

 

Oh, right, your whore spontaneously combusted right outside the bar.

 

Your chances of getting laid tonight decrease by . . . wait, what's your sign?

 

 

 

you better not come too close to me because i will pretty much fuck anything thats moving

 

*follows a random patron to the washroom*

 

Pisces

 

*steps across the room and shouts back*

 

 

BIRTHDAY IN MARCH, THEN?!

 

*rolls dice*

 

THE PATRON YOU FOLLOWED INTO THE BATHROOM IS A SERIAL RAPIST, SO YOU GET LUCKY THIS TIME!!

 

 

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Guest Stoppit

amen brother

 

we need something to lift our spirits

 

*puts the Ghostbusters theme on the jukebox*

 

 

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Guest beatfanatic
yeap

 

you see that guy !@ he's about 35% along the path to finally coming to grips with teh fact that he can only socialize on watmm, and approximately 15% along the path to finally coming to grips with teh fact that he can only be ahh fuck it .

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yeap

 

you see that guy !@ he's about 35% along the path to finally coming to grips with teh fact that he can only socialize on watmm, and approximately 15% along the path to finally coming to grips with teh fact that he can only be ahh fuck it .

 

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back away from the jock, kind sir, please move on there is nothing to see here

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