Guest boo Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 *stumbles in, programs jukebox to play the whole of lady gaga's album 'the fame', without the piano tracks, orders Piña colada, realises pub is empty* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 i'm still here, you might not have noticed me, i've been trying to avoid the absinthe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 oh hello modey, you can have the maraschino cherry from my Piña colada if you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 no thanks, where are the pistachios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 there's only cashews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete is your friend Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 *fires up the jukebox* Your browser does not support the HTML5 audio tag Electric Avenue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 can i get some cranberry juice, no ice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest glasse Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 1 yukon jack and lllllime plllllease :arrr: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 *starts game of darts on the back of some old guy's head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 theres a darts game in the shape on the opposite side..you might have missed it. One side is baseball and the other is regular darts..any takers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 what about a mix of baseball and darts? the batter holds a specially marked bat, and the pitcher throws a dart at the batter, hoping to either get a good spot on the bat, or puncture one of the batter's eyeballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I'm a few beers into the game, keep it simple..or i might go into the corner and turn the head phones on. hahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 TO ALL MY FRIENDS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I'll have an invigorate please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jim Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 have i missed sunday pub lunch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 *slumps at the bar* *orders a pint of magners and a shot of whisky* *tells the chavs in the corner to shut the fuck up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I make a steaming shit in the middle of the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 why the fuck do you have 2 yorkshire puddings and i only have one? this carvery is wack yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 seriously, this is bullshit. cut that second one in half... mate, fucking cut it in half... ill give you all my parsnips too... look, just fucking cut it in half will you? christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 *cuts pub in half* there u go mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I have no yorkshire pudding, cut it into thirds, cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 wtf is yorkshire pudding? is that like worcestershire sauce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 lol, omg someone help me explain this, it is like a savoury cake, I dont really know how to describe it, like pastry, but not pastry. http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/yorkshi...ing,745,RC.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 its the best part of a sunday roast... fluffy crunchy buttery gravy cups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 *gorges on Yorkshires and nods off in the corner with a half-drank pint of ale* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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