Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I've just been sat wanking at the computer in the computer chair, tissue covering penis, but the penis must have been at an angle, as my cum shot out of the end of it I heard a splat as it sailed over the arm of my chair and onto the floor, AND NOW I CANNOT FIND MY FUCKING SEMEN TO MOP UP. My mum will be down here using the computer in the morning, what if it hasn't dried up and she spots it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 you'll have to clean the whole floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Are you implying he'll have to lick it all up, and then brush his teeth so his breath doesn't smell like semen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Are you implying he'll have to lick it all up, and then brush his teeth so his breath doesn't smell like semen? that was the double entendre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 It's really clever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 It's really clever! :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Get the fuck out of my thread, I need real help, where is Fred? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 sorry abusivegeorge, why don't you just mop it clandestinely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DOLLA MENU Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 that kid is kinda hung for his age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 use a light source and shine it at an angle at the floor and see where it reflects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 use a light source and shine it at an angle at the floor and see where it reflects. this, or a blacklight... not that i know what discovers wayward semen :stuart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DOLLA MENU Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 use a light source and shine it at an angle at the floor and see where it reflects. this, or a blacklight... not that i know what discovers wayward semen :stuart: black light isnt going to work. i dont know about you but if you shined a black light near my computer the entire area would glow like the toxic avenger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 you heard a splat? i find this hard to believe or was it not carpet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 nah, it must be carpet, otherwise you'd be able to find it.. so i don't believe the splat thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 listen to me George, and listen carefully. Check that the coast is clear. Move any furniture that is in the immediate vicinity of the crime. Remove all clothing. Now, what you need to do is lie on your back, stretch your arms above your head and starting by the wall, roll onto your stomach and repeat until you have combed the entire area, much like mowing the lawn. Trust me, when you hit the cumspot you'll feel it on your body. But please be very careful that no-one disturbs you lying completely naked on the floor, as the disease might be worse than the cure should that happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 listen to me George, and listen carefully. Check that the coast is clear. Move any furniture that is in the immediate vicinity of the crime. Remove all clothing. Now, what you need to do is lie on your back, stretch your arms above your head and starting by the wall, roll onto your stomach and repeat until you have combed the entire area, much like mowing the lawn. Trust me, when you hit the cumspot you'll feel it on your body. But please be very careful that no-one disturbs you lying completely naked on the floor, as the disease might be worse than the cure should that happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Where does it smell like curry? edit: That's where it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 check yer hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Just let the ants find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abracadabra Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Just let the ants find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Just let the ants find it. I imagine a Dali painting with ants crawling in semen on a pitted and dirty floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 listen to me George, and listen carefully. Check that the coast is clear. Move any furniture that is in the immediate vicinity of the crime. Remove all clothing. Now, what you need to do is lie on your back, stretch your arms above your head and starting by the wall, roll onto your stomach and repeat until you have combed the entire area, much like mowing the lawn. Trust me, when you hit the cumspot you'll feel it on your body. But please be very careful that no-one disturbs you lying completely naked on the floor, as the disease might be worse than the cure should that happen. LOL. I never found it guys so it must have encrusted itself into the floor and is still there now, I tried the light thing and that didn't work either. I guess this is the start of my semen stained adventures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 was it on carpet or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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