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I sharted out a ton of fucking that yellow diarrhea today.

 

You know, the diarrhea that isn't even fucking diarrhea but it sure feels like it....you spend all that fucking time umphing and urggging and theres just a bunch of yellow shit liquid boiling around in the toilet, not even a poop in sight...pisses me off.

 

i had to drive for a few errands today, felt like i was going to shit myself, ran into the nearby target and proceeded to poop out more fucking yellow liquid...

 

what the hell is this shit(or lack thereof)? am i just pooping out pure fat or something?

 

surely someone here knows what im talking about and how generally worthless and frustrating it is.

 

i mean, if I feel like im going to shit my pants, at least have the rectal courtesy to poop ACTUAL poop.

 

 

Goddamnit.

 

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Guest 277: 930-933

I especially dislike the yellow stuff when it's accompanied by a burning sensation.

 

 

And you get all these bubbles in it too.

 

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No, can't you read?

You have ass cancer.

 

 

thats if i cigar poops, dumbass.

 

im just not digesting something i ate.

 

you fucking idiot.

 

your name is a goddamn number christ.

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Guest abusivegeorge

I got this all the time when I was drinking everyday in my heavy alcoholism, it's waste bile, that's not done the job it's supposed too because part of the body is not functioning properly, and sometimes can form in the stomach/bowels all by itself because something somewhere is fucked or your giving your body some sort of shit that it cannot take.

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Guest Iain C

I've got this from time to time. Always thought of it in my mind as "hair gel".

 

NB, never actually used it in my hair

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Guest abusivegeorge
edit: nevermind

 

It's ok I thought it said yellow grass too, and expected a thread about hayfever.

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Guest JohnTqs
edit: nevermind

 

It's ok I thought it said yellow grass too, and expected a thread about hayfever.

 

lol bro, read my mind

my original post was "i think yellow grass is pretty boc"

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still very odd....i must be allergic to something i ate....i havent been having this all the time, i dont really drink that much....

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still very odd....i must be allergic to something i ate....i havent been having this all the time, i dont really drink that much....

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Guest abusivegeorge

I remember you saying before that you don't drink that much actually, but it can happen with anything mate, any kind of food or drink that your body may be getting too much of, medication even, and this can happen, or it might not even be a case of too much of something just simply something you've had that your body has had a diverse affect to, like you say allergic to something you're unaware of perhaps.

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true, im not too worried about it though...this has happened before for a day or two in the past 15 years of my life.

 

i think itll be a problem if it persists.

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Guest JohnTqs
lol

 

<3

 

:heart:

 

Sorry about making love in your thread.

 

<3

we can make love in my bed

instead

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