Guest Drahken Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/shlomimugshot1.html Vince Shlomi, better known as The ShamWow Guy, was arrested in February 2009 after he got into a bloody hotel room fight with a Miami hooker. According to the TV pitchman, he paid Sasha Harris $1000 for "straight sex," but when he tried to kiss the working girl, she bit his tongue and would not let go. Shlomi responded by repeatedly punching Harris in the face in a bid to free his tongue. While both combatants were arrested for felony battery, prosecutors eventually decided not to pursue charges. Edit: pics of sasha http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...91newsham2.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 MacNulty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Shamwow wipes up all the blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Did he give her the ole slap chop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Jesus he had to go make her look even more ugly, I really think she would have let go of his tongue I find it hard to believe she let him better her like that, whilst still holding on to his tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 he probably wanted to finish before her letting go of his tongue hence the larger than average amount of blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 DAmn she got fuckedd up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 lol, holy shit He did a number on that bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 yeah after looking at the pic of her i revoke my jokes. that's pretty horrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Yeah thats what I mean man, I think he gave her a battering regardless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I'm sending my SlapChop back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 if a hooker bites your tongue, what you need to do is take two or three fingers and roll / shove her lip into her teeth. since she's a hooker, her teeth aren't going to connect flush when she's biting a tongue. so you should be able to get her lip right into the cutting edge of those teeth. shove firm and quickly to get a jump out of her and there's your chance. good luck guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 so did i just imagine this thread being made back in february? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 yeah but we didnt get hooker pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...91newsham2.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « nothing. you already told her twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 http://forum.watmm.com/index.php?showtopic=44081 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 more like sham... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 shamlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 everybody knows not to try to kiss prostitutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 lolllll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 why am i the only guy to find that this goes beyond jb7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 i guess he gave her the slap, chop, and eventual graty. edit: someone already made that joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 why am i the only guy to find that this goes beyond jb7 no, i did realize that. i just don't give a fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 well fuck my life, i want to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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