Guest ward Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Started using this stuff a week of so ago and it's a fucking proper blast of offensive freshness. It's like your head is forced into a wind tunnel and your bellend is dipped in liquid nitrogen. A girl I know says it stings her nipples, and a guy I know doesn't use it because it's too much on his willy. I like the stuff, it just makes my willy feel cold really, and feels like i'm sitting on ice too... Does anyone use it.. do you like it? Don't fap with it, it will burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 mint one makes me too cold in the shower. i like the lime one though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 do you have tits bcm? apparently the tea leaf content can make males grow tits. tits tits tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I've got a tube of this body wash. it's insane; it makes my scrotum feel like it's going to freeze off. if you run low on hot water you will be in a world of pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Mint will burn the bollocks off a brass monkey if you don't dilute it enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 yes i have massive tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 fuuuuuuuuuuck i thought these were pecks growing i've only been on the stuff for a week i thought tea leaf is good for the skin? maybe it's just pre-teens/teens that have the tit problem. do some execise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Yeah, the mint one is a ball-killer. Japs-eye destroyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 i used to masturbate with a mint body wash. it's a great way to build up to having sex with an icy vampire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 stinging nipples are strangely arousing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 its ok for essines to say this because he is getting laid regularly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 i'd say it otherwise. can i sting your nipples and lay you regularly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 only if i can pee on your leg in the shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 i used it once and it felt like i had dipped my balls in liquid nitrogen for an hour afterwards never again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 oh fuck, i really need to get some of this shit. how slippery is it? safe enough to self-asphyxiate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 yes i have massive tits i lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Sounds like what Dr. Bronner's Soap feels like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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