Guest IRARI Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 i made it my goal not to wank for a week and i broke down on day three it wasn't even that great; i know it would've been much better if i'd waited is wanking wrong? i believe in god and i've prayed about it but no answer my opinion is that we should seek pleasure in this life but i'm no expert also i saw this girl at church this week we're having a revival & wow she is the prettiest girl i've ever seen, probably 17 or so... should be a model i didn't think about her when i wanked though... i want her memory pure not that i wouldn't hit it i just don't think wanking over her would be right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 copy and paste fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muflontillah Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I haven`t wanked for half a year for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I haven`t wanked for half a year for real. Unless you're old I bet your nuts are ready to EXPLODE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I haven`t wank for half a year for real. are you getting mad rutty on the reg.? if not i would unleash the kraken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I haven't wanked for half an hour. I thought that was pretty impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muflontillah Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 I was bored so I decided to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 copy and paste fail no don't :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~ism Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 this thread reminded me that its wanking time. *furiously wanks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Daily, sometimes twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 wait for 7 days thats the magic number mashed potatoes my friend maaaaasssshshhhhhheeeedd poeetttaaaaattttooooesssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 wait for 7 days thats the magic number mashed potatoes my friend maaaaasssshshhhhhheeeedd poeetttaaaaattttooooesssss i used to only wank once every friday night, that's where i got the idea there's something to be said for saving it up, definitely a better orgasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~ism Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 *spunks ejaculate all over laptop screen* thats better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 am i the only one who has decided not to wank over a particular woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 if not i would unleash the kraken lol I think wanking is wrong only inasmuch as it leads to depression. I think we are biologically programmed to fuck, so while our bodies require wanking to "clean the pipes", nature has wisely included the disincentive of depression to make sure we don't get too attached to the process. I've never been depressed after sex, only after wanking. /pet theory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 i used to only wank once every friday night oh god thats one of the saddest things i ever read. whilst everyone is out celebrating the end of the working week you saved your weekly wank. or was it shannon tweed on channel 5 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ~ism Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 am i the only one who has decided not to wank over a particular woman? no, i practice this policy with the wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 if not i would unleash the kraken lol I think wanking is wrong only inasmuch as it leads to depression. I think we are biologically programmed to fuck, so while our bodies require wanking to "clean the pipes", nature has wisely included the disincentive of depression to make sure we don't get too attached to the process. I've never been depressed after sex, only after wanking. /pet theory and shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 i used to only wank once every friday night oh god thats one of the saddest things i ever read. whilst everyone is out celebrating the end of the working week you saved your weekly wank. or was it shannon tweed on channel 5 ;) i used to work friday nights... never been attractive enough for real sex tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 i used to only wank once every friday night oh god thats one of the saddest things i ever read. whilst everyone is out celebrating the end of the working week you saved your weekly wank. or was it shannon tweed on channel 5 ;) i used to work friday nights... never been attractive enough for real sex tho there are some really ugly girls out there too you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 wank, cry, repeat, call mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 if not i would unleash the kraken lol I think wanking is wrong only inasmuch as it leads to depression. I think we are biologically programmed to fuck, so while our bodies require wanking to "clean the pipes", nature has wisely included the disincentive of depression to make sure we don't get too attached to the process. I've never been depressed after sex, only after wanking. /pet theory and shame. fuck me, i skim read this quote and the first response that came to mind was 'unlike lumenprol likes to think' or just generally some trite insult where i mock how he deludes himself into thinking he isn't left staring into a void of emptiness after solemnly chucking his muck up a prostitute. then i saw the username - funny how things turn out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 weird, it's different for me, if I take more than a few days off I start to get moody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 if i take a few days off it's like a nuclear bomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 i made it my goal not to wank for a week and i broke down on day three it wasn't even that great; i know it would've been much better if i'd waited is wanking wrong? i believe in god and i've prayed about it but no answer my opinion is that we should seek pleasure in this life but i'm no expert also i saw this girl at church this week we're having a revival & wow she is the prettiest girl i've ever seen, probably 17 or so... should be a model i didn't think about her when i wanked though... i want her memory pure not that i wouldn't hit it i just don't think wanking over her would be right You're being punished for saying dubstep isn't music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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