Guest ezkerraldean Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 you really need to shit, and you're going to spew at the same time. the sink is one metre away from the toilet. there are no buckets. what do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 garbage can or bath tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 garbage can or bath tub. bath tub is full of parents' expensive posh mats and towels and fancy oils and shampoos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Duh, you shitpuke. Stunt puking between your legs whilst unleashing the torrent from your rear. This technique is only for the experienced puker. Pro skills required yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 spread your legs and stretch your head as far into your lap as you can get it and let er rip. You may have to hold your penis out of the way with your chin, and you might end up crossing your own streams, but that ok, you're getting laid tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Swallow, or clean the floor later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I had this experience recently. I expertly coordinated my two ends, and got it all in the toilet. Then I just about passed out. EDIT: sorry, double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest catacombus Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Get in the bathtub Or just start shitting and puke on yourself while you're on the toilet, you can take a shower later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 puke upwards real hard let it fall back down in your mouth swallow and done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 You come onto watmm and ask us what to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 shitsplash pukeballs, puke a mouthfull at a time with your lips sealed, aim downwards and expell between your legs, if you should follow through, don't worry, you've already made the effort required to aim the mouthful into the bowl, so the rest will followe suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 I've got it. Sit down on the toilet backwards, facing the wall. Take the porcelain lid off the top of toilet and puke into the top basin as you shit into the bowl. a few flushes and a little bleach in the top basin afterward should clear things up. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 I've got it. Sit down on the toilet backwards, facing the wall. Take the porcelain lid off the top of toilet and puke into the top basin as you shit into the bowl. a few flushes and a little bleach in the top basin afterward should clear things up. You're welcome. That's known in the biz as a "Roman AC Slater" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 I've got it. Sit down on the toilet backwards, facing the wall. Take the porcelain lid off the top of toilet and puke into the top basin as you shit into the bowl. a few flushes and a little bleach in the top basin afterward should clear things up. You're welcome. jesus christ that's genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wall Bird Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 This is a great mental exercise. It's almost some sort of drunk koan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 shitting is a lot more rougher than puking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Better dilemma: if u were alone o a desert island and you couldn't masturbate would you willingly take your sexual frustrations out on a crab? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 couldn't masturbate?? wat!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 a parrot ate your hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 i'd fuck the parrot till it dies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 the parrot flew away before you woke up you better hurry up and make up your mind, the crab is strafing back into the tide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 crabs are dangerous, it'll probably cut my dick off so I'll say no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 but maybe you could stuff it face-first into a small gap between two large rocks with its butt in the air, helplessly dangling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 i'd eat that crab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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