My vegetarian roommate decides to try his first burger without me

[Guest Mr Salads]

I can't believe this. I've known this guy for years. All the time I've known him he hasn't touched meat. He eats fish, that's it. No burgers. There's a great burger place that I enjoy quite a bit. We eat there often and I partake in their burgers.

 

he's been talking about breaking this diet and eating one of these delicious burgers himself. I am fucking stoked! I can't wait. I want to be there when it happens. It's like the shuttle launch. Or one of those hotels in las vegas being ripped down by explosives. you have to be there for it because it doesn't happen that often.

 

Well guess who's fucked up this plan?

 

That's right - a woman.

 

A fucking bitch he works with. He even told me, hey dude she's interested in seeing me try one of these burgers. I say, cool man. just remember, I have to be there too.

 

ANd today he's like "We're going there for dinner." I said "Do not have a burger. This is important. Wait."

 

He refused to say "Okay, I won't."

 

He didn't say he would. But he didn't say he wouldn't, either. So that's already a prick move in my opinion.

 

He was like "I can deny it, you won't know unless I have the smell of meat on me."

 

That isn't the point. The point is, WHERE'S THE FUCKING RESPECT.

 

For a woman, A WOMAN WHO HAS A BOYFRIEND SHE LIVES WITH BUT APPARENTLY DISLIKES, he's going to eschew years of history with me for one night where she can see him eat a burger.

 

 

 

WHAT A FUCKTARD.

I'm genuinely pissed.

[chaosmachine]

vegetarians who give up deserve no respect anyway ;p

[Braintree]

Goddamn quitter.

[Guest Mr Salads]

He's been having stomach issues though. It might just be his body saying "you've had your fun---but you have to start eating meat or I will kill you."

[Braintree]

He wasn't a real vegetarian to begin with anyway.

[Capsaicin]

What an asshole

[eh Speedy]

Or one of those hotels in las vegas being ripped down by explosives. you have to be there for it because it doesn't happen that often.

 

lol, i was there when the Dunes went down. the Caesars Palace mall is there now.

[Guest Mr Salads]

Number of times I use the word "burger" in my post: 7

 

Number of times my roommate will try a delicious burger after 10 years of being a vegetarian: 1

 

Level of respect I have for him on a scale of 0-10: -8

[Guest olson]

fuck a bitch

[essines]

vegetarians who eat fish are fucking assholes.

[Guest Drahken]

Or one of those hotels in las vegas being ripped down by explosives. you have to be there for it because it doesn't happen that often.

 

lol, i was there when the Dunes went down. the Caesars Palace mall is there now.

 

I was there when George and Weezy moved on up to the East Side. Hallelujah! Those were happy times! But, I was also there for the bad times. When Florida lost James to that tragic auto accident. I was there! And I was there when Tootie got those terribly painful braces! Yes! And when Arnold Jackson got beat up by the Gooch, I was there.

[Guest zaphod]

why do people always say this? "he doesn't eat meat but he eats fish". what kind of retarded statement is that. it's a living breathing creature and it was killed so he could feast on its flesh, it's meat.

[essines]

why do people always say this? "he doesn't eat meat but he eats fish". what kind of retarded statement is that. it's a living breathing creature and it was killed so he could feast on its flesh, it's meat.

 

he's a vegetarian though.

[Guest A/D]

plants are smarter than most people so i don't get what's so bad about eating a cow

[Guest KY]

vegetarians who eat fish are NOT FUCKING VEGETARIANS

 

fix't

[Guest zaphod]

yeah exactly. problem solved. you didnt miss anything.

[Guest Synthacat 9]

Never put meat in your mouth for a woman, no matter what she says she'll do afterward

[Guest Retrig]

So what you're saying is he's a pescetarian, not vegetarian.

[Guest Synthacat 9]

the environmental cost of raising a plant versus raising an animal for meat products is staggering

 

if you're eating fish you're most likely supporting factory farming (unless you go to the measures to ensure that you aren't) so at that point your friend isn't a "vegetarian" he's just practicing good ol' speciesism.

 

I mean everyone has their own reasons for becoming a "vegetarian" but most "vegetarians" I know have become such just to be able to put that title on themselves. If you were eating a diet for your body, for the environment, or for the animals, why the fuck would you need to therefore be A VEGETARIAN BRAHHH

 

HELP I NEED A LABEL TO DEFINE WHO I AM AS A PERSON

 

EDIT: DISREGARD THIS POST IT WAS WRITTEN IN A NEGATIVE ATTITUDE AND PROBABLY CAN BE CONSTRUED AS MEAN SPIRITED

[essines]

i was a "lacto-ovo" vegetarian for the first 18 years of my life cause that's just how i ate. i just didn't eat any kind of animal flesh. i never considered it as a stance of any sort until i realised the world is full of jerks.

[Guest Synthacat 9]

See here! essines is a kindhearted young man who was accidentally heaped into the same category as militant PETA activists and My Chemical Romance fans!

[essines]

i eat koalas and baby bunnies now. mostly when i'm not hungry though.

[Guest Adjective]

next time you have one of these stories fucking burger tag it, asshole

[eh Speedy]

can a vegetarian eat a Filet-O-Fish? is that real fish?

[kaen]

you should bed the girl and give him a photo of you eating her burger