Fred McGriff Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 i quit work around 3pm to go to the local bar to drink and play buck hunter safari. ran the table with gemsbok but that's neither here nor there. if it's here for you then pm me and we can meet up and play a competitive match. anyway my mother in law is here for the 3rd time in three months. here amount of time spent here has been about 1/5th of total time of my time spent living in my new house. this is an awful ratio and to rebel i am wasted as fuck right now and she just walked thru the front door to greet my wasted as fuck post-buck hunter ass playing street figther hdrmx on xbl with a bottle of chardonnay in my hand (it was the only booze left in the fridge). anyway. i've booked myself 2 tennis matches and saved all the housework i could've accomplished in the middle of this week for the weekend so's t hat i am busy and can avoid awkward socialization. IN LAWS. in-laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 15, 2009 Author Share Posted August 15, 2009 that's how i hold my buck hunter rifle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 my mother in law is wicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 You spent $5000 for a hunting game?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 at least your mother in law isn't straight korean; i can't hold a conversation with my girlfriend's mom at all, and she's been staying at my girlfriend's place for the past month or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 fred do you kill things? im surprised and appalled... my heroes are becoming fewer as time passes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 15, 2009 Author Share Posted August 15, 2009 You spent $5000 for a hunting game?!? no, they have them at bars, so that you don't have to own one to play it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 when you buy a house isn't it customary for your in-laws to move in? especially when they get older. my father-in-law is going to homeless living in his vw camper in 8 days time. if we had a house there wouldn't even be a conversation. i moved continents to avoid wiping my moms arse when she older nd now i get this shit! ufck hey fred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 tell them you've decided to become a mute and so cannot talk to them or, better, get your wife to tell them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 play board games with her, and if you lose fucking throw that shit in the air and say THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 play board games with her, and if you lose fucking throw that shit in the air and say THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! and say it as green as you can too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 play board games with her, and if you lose fucking throw that shit in the air and say THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! and say it as green as you can too but listen to idm when you do it so that way she can be like "why is this passive aggressive dork going off to some pussy ass music, he should be listening to SLAYER!" then be like THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 show her that photo of snafu kissing a girl then say THIS IS REAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
producer snafu Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 real talk yo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 nice gun dude, i use that with a silencer and double-tap on cod4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 you should have thrown up on her shoes. then in her suitcase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 lol, chardonnay fag, what were you out of white zinfandel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I'm guessing he was just all out of fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Fred I was cleaning around the house and found a "Fred McGriff' hat with a baseball on a golf tee next to his name. I guess he (you) play both. juss sayin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 It could have been worse. She could have walked in while you were pissing on your tv. Or throwing a controller out the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 It could have been worse. She could have walked in while you were pissing on your tv. Or throwing a controller out the window. Simultaneously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 It could have been worse. She could have walked in while you were pissing on your tv. Or throwing a controller out the window. Simultaneously. While posting on an NSFW thread, while a football hits his eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 whilst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 lol, chardonnay fag, what were you out of white zinfandel? lol. if i explain then it sounds like i'm backpedalling which is even more fag. but i was drinking stone IPA all afternoon. later that night I glassed myself with the chardonnay and murdered 5 people and got a tatoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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