Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 So I put my naan bread under the grill and I popped my Madras in the microwave for 8 minutes, I come back here I start browsing and I hear the microwave beep, all of a sudden I think FUCK, thats been 8 minutes, and i've not taken my naan bread out. I enter the kitchen and remove the naan bread from the grill, it was burnt but it's my last one and I thought fuck it, theres enough spice in the curry to mask the taste of burnt naan. so I come and I sit down, now I eat my curries with a spoon and a fork so I can shovel my food down, I have my naan bread on my plate and instead of picking it up with my hands I figured I'd stick my fork in it to hold it to the plate and tear a piece off with the end of my spoon, I stick the fork in no problem, then I push down on the naan with the end of my spoon, I expected the burnt bit to just crack and then tear off, no, this didn't happen, what did happen, was where I was putting pressure on the spoon to tear the naan, the naan decided it was going to play tough guy and snapped my fucking spoon clean in half, now I just have to pieces of useless metal and no more fucking spoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 what are your spoons made of? tin foil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Proper fucking spoon shit man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 pics or it didnt blah blah bahaohoduhq20dh02idh night george! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Sleep tight brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 how much fucking pressure did you put george?? I thought you were gonna say it was a plastic spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 well enough to try and break the naan bread, thats one tough fucking naan man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 In India, naan eats the spoon ( that made no fucking sense) sorry sucks about the burnt naan george. Its not the same without it. I just buy pre-cooked naan bread , sprinkle some water on it and put it in the microwave for about 30 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Man thats a fucking good idea, but these naans are so good, I am eating it still anyway mate, burnt or not, and it's one delicious meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Have you ever tried making naan pizza?? Its amazing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Yeah I have actually Garlic and Corriander naan pizza, is fucking amazing. Good call. Pitta breads make good pizzas too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 bullshit sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Proper fucking spoon shit man. fuckin lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 bullshit sir. I can smell yours from here. READ THE FUCKIN RULES COFFEE FACE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Proper fucking spoon shit man. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WhoNeedsElectricity Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 ...snapped my fucking spoon clean in half, now I just have to pieces of useless metal and no more fucking spoons. So you only have one spoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Thats right, I only had one spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I'm getting Indian food for dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 hey man, really sorry to hear about your nan. hope you're ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 What about my Nan? Shes fine. Fucking lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I think if you burnt your Nan's bread, you should go get her some more to make up for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Do you seriously spell nan with two aa's in America fucking hell guys you're not doing yourself any favours, first of all you take all the u's out of our words and now this, adding a's. Jesus fucking christ. Can I do you guys any favaors while I'm here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 pretty sure its spelt with two aa's in India as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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