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Wouldn't it be better if you warmed up the turkey first (not too much; don't want to burn your willy), before masturbating with it?

 

I came in this thread thinking the same thing

 

I am very disappointed in how it turned out

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You're probably just straining too hard.

Wasn't pushing that hard, everything came out with a nice plop, and I was noticing chunks dribbling out of the wet end and into the porcelain pink lemonade punch bowl. Did it again two days later while reading some poetic bathroom graffitti.

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