perunamuusi Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 what is a wasp's favourite pop star? sting what is a bee favourite pop song? it's billie piper with honey to the bee who is a plumber's favourite pop star? it's billie piper cause of the pipes what is a apple's favourite pop star? gladys night and the pips what is sting's favourite emergency service the police hehe [/spolier] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 is that plumber one true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 i would never lie to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 even if i asked you to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 are you asking me to now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 WHAT WAS THE FIRST BLACK BERRY? barry white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 A woman walks into a pub and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gave it to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rightsidedrive Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 so this one girl is playing in a tree, and shes like 10 years old, a priest walks by, and gasping as he looks up, he exclaims, my child come down immediately! the girl obeys, upon which the priest approximates her and tells, my girl of God, you cannot be playing up in the tree in such a manner. Here, take this 10 dollars my child, and pray thee purchase some underwear, hurry on now. The girl excitedly rushes home, and tells the whole family of her story. Her eighteen year sister, upon hearing this, devices a plan for the next day. Surely, as the priest walks down his routing path, he sees a fine young lady perched up in the branches. My girl he states, come down at once! Grinning, the young lady does, open hand in front. Here, the priest says, take these 25 cents and buy yourself a razor ! haha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 a blonde a brunette and a redhead are in an elevator together. they see what appears to be cum on the floor. the redhead bends down and says , "looks like cum". the brunette bends down, sniffs it.... "smells like cum". the blonde bends down licks it and says, "nobody from our building". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gump Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 10 cows in a field, which one is from the far east? coo 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gump Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 where does saddam hussain keep his cd's a rack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted November 1, 2009 Share Posted November 1, 2009 What was Scott Baio doing on the night of October 04, 1989? two playboy bunnies What will Scott Baio do on the night of October 04, 2010? play Boy Bunny #2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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