Guest Fishtank Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 try it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 lol alls you have to do is type "why" and it comes up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 why is this the first thing to pop up after you type "why"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 funny innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 wow the hilariousness of this just hit me and now I can't stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2380508/why_wont_my_parakeet_eat_my_diarrhea.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Loves2eatpoo replied: Hmmmm, I'm not sure how it works for birds, but whenI feed my children diarrhea, I usually try to flavor it with something such as mango, or vanilla. They go nuts for the stuff! Now it's every morning I hear, "Daddy daddy, can we have some vanilla water-poo?" I'm sure if you flavor it with something from your local pet store, it should have the same effect. No need to thank me, just glad I could help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 why wont god heal amputees??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Household birds commonly eat human diarrhea because it contains essential nutrients (particularly chloride ions) vital to their diets that their human owners often deprive them of. Usually, human stool consists completely of unnecessary waste that the body cannot use, but in the case of diarrhea, the body did not fully absorb all of the nutrients, and a lot of it ended up in the waste. If you are trying to feed this to your parakeet, make sure that the diarrhea is, in fact, diarrhea, and not solidified waste. The problem in most cases is the owner trying to feed the bird solid stool, which they will not take. Most of the nutrients remain in the liquid part of the diarrhea. However, this is rather difficult to feed to your bird, and your parakeet is less likely to take to pure liquid. It's best to find a good balance between solid diarrhea and liquid diarrhea, to a point where the bird will take to it without much difficulty. Perhaps change your eating habits to manipulate the texture of your waste until you get a good mix. If necessary, you may have to mix the solid and liquid waste together after it is expelled. Despite this, some birds still do not take to the diarrhea. In this case, they may be picky eaters. In this case, I recommend that you keep a routine, and familiarize your bird with the scent and taste of your diarrhea by mixing small portions of it with his regular food source. When he begins accepting the small mixed portions, you may expect that he will begin to accept larger portions of diarrhea and ultimately, solely the diarrhea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 self-perpetuating search thingamybob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 why wont god heal amputees??? That's a popular web site for atheists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 Mine does. Oh, wait, I have a ca-ca-too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Probably has to do with this link: http://askville.amazon.com/won-parakeet-eat-diarrhea/AnswerDetails.do?requestId=55861747&responseId=55864645 ooooh... google and amazon are in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 80% of the other questions are related to ipods/itunes macfail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 thats' gross though I thought only flys and homeless people eat waste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 thats' gross though I thought only flys and homeless people eat waste Flies are people too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 edit: I saw mcgriff has already brought this one to everyones attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I tried typing in "what" and I got "what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad" EDIT: too lazy to take a screenshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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