Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 So there's this bird on facebook who I added through an American friend, turns out though she lives about 30 miles from me in England. Shes been on my facebook for a few months and when I first added her we spoke a lot, I told her about my alcoholism, and I explained I used to be a carer, and how she is actually a carer now. Then we never talked for months, well I changed my facebook picture recently to one that isn't 5 years old and we've been making the odd comment here and there on each others profiles. Rather friendly, anyway last night I sent her my number coz she said about us hanging out sometime. Well at 4am this morning I get a text saying shes horny, and basically we send each other sexy texts and photo messages and we both wank. She is stupendously fucking gorgeous but she wants me to go round sometime just for a fuck. Now the girls I've fucked have always been my girlfriends and we've had constant contact for some time before going out and then having sex, I don't know this girl at all. What would you guys do? I find the prospect rather freightening, I mean I don't know if shes clean for a start and it's not exactly the kinda thing I can ask lol. I dunno I'm just unsure as I've never done it, I'm also not sure if I could just fuck without getting any emotional attachment coz I'm a soft mother fucker when it comes to girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 try socially awkward sex, you'll never go back. just go grab dinner or something with her, if you can smell her over the food, spend some time in the hot tub first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 LOL thanks Adjective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Do it if you think you can handle psychotic bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 what exactly "is" casual sex anyway? i never understood that term. almost any sexual act implies not being casual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Well it's where you fuck a bird no strings attached, but this birsd I barely know. Yegg is right she's probably psychotic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Formal sex is better, and you can dress all fancy for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 PUT YOUR PENIS IN HER VAGINA. BE CAREFUL NOT TO FORM BABBY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 i would imagine it hard to focus on eating and enjoying good sushi while getting pumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Do it if you think you can handle psychotic bitches. Ah here's the thing : any girl who wants to get laud is a psycho. I bet you're assuming it because you're jaleous. I'm actually thinking this because I'm jealous too. And I'm psychotic too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 i would imagine it hard to focus on eating and enjoying good sushi while getting pumped. Wait until you've tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 China mate, sushi was based on casual sex. Lol Babar, you're an Elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 i would imagine it hard to focus on eating and enjoying good sushi while getting pumped. Wait until you've tried. well, ive tried the pumping while eating sushi, and the flavors did not mix well. too much salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 i always get attached to girls also george, if they are worth a shit. i can't help it, i'm the same way, so i have to be real carful when i let a girl in. it is said that when we have sex with another human being it binds us to them to one degree or another, forever. there has been casual sex and dead ends in my past, but i am at a place now where i just don't have time for that anymore. it takes so much out of me emotionally to interface with a woman, it's almost not worth it if it's not real (better to just wank) i'm ready to fall in love i say take your time and think it out, really take a look at the situation before you rush in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 i always get attached to girls also george, if they are worth a shit. i can't help it, i'm the same way, so i have to be real carful when i let a girl in. it is said that when we have sex with another human being it binds us to them to one degree or another, forever. there has been casual sex and dead ends in my past, but i am at a place where i just don't have time for that anymore. it takes so much out of me emotionally to interface with a woman, it's almost not worth it if it's not real (better to just wank) i'm ready to fall in love i say take your time and think it out, really take a look at the situation before you rush in. This is 100% exactly what I was thinking. Thanks mate . It really wil just be casual sex, there won't be any relationship to come of it, I mean we barely know each other, so yeah I need ot be careful. When two souls mate there's bound to be an affect for someone like me. Some people have the ability to "just fuck" and leave it at that, I'm not quite sure I'm able to do that. I envy those that can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 in the butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Make sure she doesn't have aids or any other STD and your good to go man. That would Fing make my day if that happened to me. (still a Virgin) but i'm only 18 so there is still time. How the F do you find a picture.gif of women bing Pumped while eating lunch? o.O Thats so Fing Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Yegg can find you fucking anything mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I'm not cool enough for it, tried it some times - wasn't relaxed enough to really enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I'm not cool enough for it, tried it some times - wasn't relaxed enough to really enjoy it. Yeah I think that might be what happens with me. But that also means it's got nothing to do with coolness. Coz I'm kooler than the cat in Alien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 And that cat is ice cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 fuck her. if she is "stupendously fucking gorgeous" and you both "wanked" over the phone, just fuck. get over the foreplay.\\\fuck her till she says my name. PUT YOUR PENIS IN HER VAGINA. BE CAREFUL NOT TO FORM BABBY. megalol. even my lady lol'd/ lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Make sure she doesn't have aids or any other STD and your good to go man. That would Fing make my day if that happened to me. (still a Virgin) but i'm only 18 so there is still time. How the F do you find a picture.gif of women bing Pumped while eating lunch? o.O Thats so Fing Brilliant! i fucking love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 fuck her. if she is "stupendously fucking gorgeous" and you both "wanked" over the phone, just fuck. get over the foreplay.\\\fuck her till she says my name. PUT YOUR PENIS IN HER VAGINA. BE CAREFUL NOT TO FORM BABBY. megalol. even my lady lol'd/ lol. FUCKING LOL chen, I totally missed that post! Nah I'll do foreplay too man that don't bother me, if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it fucking properly. I also massively respect your advice. So it's probably gonna happen now. I'd still like some other input though :-D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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