Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 i remember when my brother was in a coma i went to the drugstore and bumped into this lady accidentally and she said "excuse me said the rude little boy" and i always thought that was pretty gay; have you ever encountered anyone that treated their life like a book that they were the author of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 LOL I'm going to start doing that now. I'm going to have a cassette player with me playing Ceephax's Ceeland as my theme music. "excuse me said the rude little boy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Pretty gay. When I was a kid I got my haircut one time. The barber asked me what I wanted and I said whatever it was, "short back and sides, about an inch on top, please". I was quite nervous when I was young with barbers for some reason and spoke quite quietly. He didn't hear me say please, paused for a moment, stared at me in the mirror and insistently said ".... PLEASE" I'll never forget how much that annoyed me. I hate rudeness and found it offensive for some reason that he thought I forgot my manners. Then I realised that he's providing a service I'm fucking paying for! By turning up in the damn barber shop I'd already made my polite haircut request and even if I didn't say please I still answered his fucking question. I mean I was paying this cunt money and he had the AUDACITY to fucking "correct" me. That piece of fucking shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I do this sometimes but it tends to freak people out to see some giant man lumbering around in public narrating his actions and thoughts, so then I stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Pretty gay. When I was a kid I got my haircut one time. The barber asked me what I wanted and I said whatever it was, "short back and sides, about an inch on top, please". I was quite nervous when I was young with barbers for some reason and spoke quite quietly. He didn't hear me say please, paused for a moment, stared at me in the mirror and insistently said ".... PLEASE" I'll never forget how much that annoyed me. I hate rudeness and found it offensive for some reason that he thought I forgot my manners. Then I realised that he's providing a service I'm fucking paying for! By turning up in the damn barber shop I'd already made my polite haircut request and even if I didn't say please I still answered his fucking question. I mean I was paying this cunt money and he had the AUDACITY to fucking "correct" me. That piece of fucking shit! woahh... let it out man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 i remember when my brother was in a coma i went to the drugstore and bumped into this lady accidentally and she said "excuse me said the rude little boy" and i always thought that was pretty gay; have you ever encountered anyone that treated their life like a book that they were the author of I would have said, "I never realized I was going to die tonight, said the crabby old woman" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Pretty gay. When I was a kid I got my haircut one time. The barber asked me what I wanted and I said whatever it was, "short back and sides, about an inch on top, please". I was quite nervous when I was young with barbers for some reason and spoke quite quietly. He didn't hear me say please, paused for a moment, stared at me in the mirror and insistently said ".... PLEASE" I'll never forget how much that annoyed me. I hate rudeness and found it offensive for some reason that he thought I forgot my manners. Then I realised that he's providing a service I'm fucking paying for! By turning up in the damn barber shop I'd already made my polite haircut request and even if I didn't say please I still answered his fucking question. I mean I was paying this cunt money and he had the AUDACITY to fucking "correct" me. That piece of fucking shit! woahh... let it out man I feel much better now, though I wish I'd written the story so went like this: "Pretty gay. When I was a kid I got my hair cut one time." That would have been much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 i remember when my brother was in a coma i went to the drugstore and bumped into this lady accidentally and she said "excuse me said the rude little boy" and i always thought that was pretty gay; have you ever encountered anyone that treated their life like a book that they were the author of I would have said, "I never realized I was going to die tonight, said the crabby old woman" lol omg plz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 i remember when my brother was in a coma i went to the drugstore and bumped into this lady accidentally and she said "excuse me said the rude little boy" and i always thought that was pretty gay; have you ever encountered anyone that treated their life like a book that they were the author of I would have said, "I never realized I was going to die tonight, said the crabby old woman" this is exactly the sort of sarcastic reply that has landed me in hot water countless times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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