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Guest placidburp

Right, so next month my friend is having a house warming fancy dress party. And the 'theme' is anything that begins with the letter 'H'! (awkward fuckers!!!)

 

I am a fatty, there is no denying it so other than the obvious ones like Hagrid or a House I can't think of fuck all!! Any ideas? Like original ones? I was thinking of maybe going as a Haemorrhoid and hanging round peoples bottoms all night, but I reckon it would be a bit sweaty in an arse grape costume all night.

 

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Guest placidburp

hagar the horrible

lol, i reckon I could probably pull that off too!!

 

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I will keep that one in mind. Cheers troon

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hank2.jpg

I do a pretty good Hank Hill impression too, I tell you what! But I dunno, I'm too self concious to just wear a t-shirt... I like to cover up my man meat(fat)...

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Guest Stoppit

Henry I-VIII (I suggest you pick one of these, rather than appear at the party as a freakish amalgamation of all 8)

 

He-Man

 

Han Solo

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Holofernes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holofernes

 

bring a girl, both dress acient-y, ask her to hold your hair, and to hold a sword against your throat, with a stern look on her face, and a "omg i'm being decapitated by this woman and i dont want that" look on your face (dont forget to pour fake blood on throat)

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