Guest EDGEY Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 If you like, for $100,000 I'll follow you around and slap the shit out of you every time you touch your face... til you stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Substitute face with dick. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 cut off your hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 are you still dating that asian guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 just read the thread here on WATMM about the people with the fucked up mangled cocks, and imagine that shit will contaminate your face. that should do it. also, this: puppies! have a nice fucking day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 fucking lol about 5 times in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Substitute face with dick. Problem solved. Wow if I did that it would only make things worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Pimples! Why, I oughta! *waves fist* I only had like three tiny pimples in that picture. The other marks are crazy brown spots from years of no sunscreen. Anyway, I heard about this guy at work who kept rubbing his eyes. He got herpes. IN HIS EYES! EYE HERPES!!! OH, GOD!!! I rub my eyes constantly, too. I DON'T WANT EYE HERPES!!! This other guy got MRSA in his eye. That's something like "methcellin resistant staphalecoucous areaea" or something. It's basically eye herpes, too. Or something. I hear it's something you don't want. We actually didn't see him at work for a few weeks after we heard that he got it. Weird coincidence: An ad for "Restasis" just came on TV and the spokeswoman said something about eye herpes. huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 face toucher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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