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I'm wondering why the top one only has one hand and the one she has is gimped up, and the bottom one has a robot for a head? Is this some fetish type stuff or what?

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Guest Gary C
On a hot summer day, two nuns - both young, blonde and beautiful — are working in the church library putting away books. After working feverishly to get the job done, the first nun turns to the second and says, "I can't take this heat anymore! Do you think it would be all right if we removed our shirts to cool off while we worked?"

 

The second nun, feeling the heat herself, decides that it would be acceptable since no one else was present. She locked the door and closed the curtains, and then the two nuns removed their shirts and kept working. Suddenly, there's a knock on the door.

 

"Who is it?" asks the first nun.

 

"It's the blind man," says the voice behind the door.

 

"Well, a blind man can't see our nakedness. We can let him in," the other nun says, and opens the door.

 

"Wow!" says the blind man, "Nice tits! I gotta run back to the truck. Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

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They look painful

 

imagine having those and wearing a rough canvas shirt and no vest or tshirt or anything

jesus fucking wept

 

actually the only time a zardoz getup would be appropriate really is if you had those nipples. purely to prevent chafeage.

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Guest Gary C

LOL, so it's already been sent up in exactly the same way in a comedy film from the 90's?

 

I didn't read the article, is it just bullshit?

 

It is The Sun, and written by a Staff Reporter. Guaranteed that someone watched that film this weekend and they needed bullshit to fill.

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Guest Glass Plate

that's as bad as... hmmm... fifteen goatses, yegg.

 

Shit Fifteen goatses? I SHOULD OF SOLD MY STOCK YEARS AGO!!

 

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Guest GrandPopPoplock

I'm sorry , but somethings need visuals to get the best experiences . Porn is most definitely one of those things lol

 

It's not...the same .

 

 

Eh , if I was bind...I'd give it a shot tough .

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