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I didn't plan to pick a fight with Steve Jobs last night. It just sort of happened: An iPad advertisement ticked me off; I sent the Apple CEO an angry email; he told me about "freedom from porn."

 

The electronic debate proceeded from there.

 

http://gawker.com/5539717/

 

freedom from porn! truth is lies! we have always been at war with eastasia!

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(Steve Jobs is angry because he looks like an AIDS patient , or IS an AIDS patient , who knows , i remember reading last year about Steve Jobs "Sickness" , they didn't name the disease , ??)

 

he had a liver transplant because of cancer

now stop boxing up my thread

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(Steve Jobs is angry because he looks like an AIDS patient , or IS an AIDS patient , who knows , i remember reading last year about Steve Jobs "Sickness" , they didn't name the disease , ??)

 

he had a liver transplant because of cancer

now stop boxing up my thread

 

You always have to pick on the worst eh.

 

See the video , and enjoy the Irony (I'm agreeing with you for fuck sake)

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(Steve Jobs is angry because he looks like an AIDS patient , or IS an AIDS patient , who knows , i remember reading last year about Steve Jobs "Sickness" , they didn't name the disease , ??)

 

he had a liver transplant because of cancer

now stop boxing up my thread

 

You always have to pick on the worst eh.

 

See the video , and enjoy the Irony (I'm agreeing with you for fuck sake)

 

i remember seeing that video when it first aired, mang.

you're allowed to rag on steve for being hitler-lite in a poloneck, but not for having a liver transplant ffs.

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that exchange ended quite abruptly. ryan ran out of points when the focus went back to him. at least jobs had the balls to respond when being called out.

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that exchange ended quite abruptly. ryan ran out of points when the focus went back to him. at least jobs had the balls to respond when being called out.

true, but steve is still a filthy rich, elitist pig.

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Mr. Steve seems to be under the impression that Apple CO. stands for moral purity. Ever since the Iphone came out , Apple's moral police has been censoring all kinds of stuff (Like the baby shaker app , or the "Make fun of politicians app.".

I mean really , it seems like Apple products is aiming towards the (18-25 years old) "PC Hipsters" demographic.

But in a way he is a genius , Apple nowadays is the fad , he has build an empire that not even the 2 percent who complain about his "Orwellian management style" can't destroy.

Now that Apple is as big as it is , he can impose his "Moral Purity" agenda , without consequences.

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true, but what is your point? seeing that this is a filthy poor elitist pigs forum?

 

iceburn

 

steve is allowed to lock down his platform as much as he likes - it's when he tries to justify it with shitty excuses like 'saving the world from porn' that i get annoyed.

if anything, all he's doing is encouraging the porn-site developers to work on their html5 (there's a big sack of coinage waiting for the first '100% iPad compatible porn site!'). and seeing as porn is generally bleeding edge (see: video, dvd, the internet) paradoxically, he's probably pushing progress by doing this. but he's still a little bitch.

 

i'm sure ballmer has like 20 faps a day.

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Guest Rambo

nerds

 

lol

 

says you on your computer posting on an internet forum. We're all nerds these days, no-one noticed that's all.

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As long as theres humanity, there will be porn. How does he not get that?

 

Porn is for teens, you eventually grow tired of it.

 

i'm imagining more moments of incredible soul-crushing ennui after fapping for 45 minutes to a female donkey being double-penetrated by twin transsexual midgets;

'is *this* what i'm into now?' *weeps*

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As a 23 year old tosser I am happy to be able to view Anul Sluts 9 on a portable device while riding the bus, but I don't understand the problem with offering a little more control over access.

 

Before people call me an apple loving turd piss I'll add that I think the iPad is pretty stupid, but people get their pants in a twist when they buy a product and then it isn't developed in the way they hoped... well tough, it doesn't make the CEO a bad person though

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As long as theres humanity, there will be porn. How does he not get that?

 

Porn is for teens, you eventually grow tired of it.

 

26 hardly counts as a teen, even by shitty commercial porn standards. I think I'll always be a porn fiend.

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well tbh, surfing with a flash-blocker does make the internet a better place. the loads of crappy adds i miss...

 

 

dicky jobs is my bitch

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