Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with, then passes out at wedding

[Rubin Farr]

Nuff said.

 

http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/static/national/380095.html

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[Guest placidburp]

Poor cow!

[chenGOD]

As part of the ceremony, Alit’s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.

 

But this is far better punishment than jail time. He's never gonna shag a cow again, and he gets to continue to be a productive member of society.

[Guest viscosity]

It was on a terrace between two paddy fields like this that Balinese teenager Ngurah Alit was caught having sex with a cow, who he claimed had flirted with him.

 

that cow had it cummin

[Guest GrandPopPoplock]

Fuckin' epic .

[Guest ruiagnelo]

Maybe his country has really hot cows.

[Guest uptown devil]

"had wooed him with flattering compliments."

 

/onion

 

edit: lol @ the advertisement on the side

[Guest hahathhat]

i'm amazed he got past the smell, compliments or not

[Guest Fishtank]

[Guest tht tne]

multiple stomachs -> multiple orgasms