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Q: you cant sell non existent gods on ebay, cookies either. You need to tell people that although they get the jesus cookie, they are actually bidding on this divine piece of dinnerware. good luck and god bless just in case you sneeze.

A: It's a package deal. Like sex with a Taiwanese prostitute. The sex itself is a non-physical object, but the infection that turns your penis into an unholy flaming pus cannon is quite real.



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