luke viia Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 My jaw is strong and I masticate like I'm being paid by the bite, but thank you for your diagnosis. While we're talking, perhaps you would also be interested to know that I produce too much phlegm, does this interest you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 heh, i love phlegm. almost as much as i love acid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Also, ))(( should have been ))><((. Fail. ))<>(( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 damnit Why does the poop get thicker in the middle? My version is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 if i asked u to save your phlegm and send it to me in the post would that be weird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 damnit Why does the poop get thicker in the middle? My version is better. No, your version is too shy poops just beginning to emerge - though yours does have the suspense of wondering what will happen next - will they collide, or pass by each other? The original version is more poetic, a single log captured in mid-flight as it wafts on a zephyr of flatulence from one buttocks to the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Of course it would be weird, and I would happy to make it weirder. I will send you mystery phlegm and you can decide if you like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 phlegm is a good name for a trac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 damnit Why does the poop get thicker in the middle? My version is better. No, your version is too shy poops just beginning to emerge - though yours does have the suspense of wondering what will happen next - will they collide, or pass by each other? The original version is more poetic, a single log captured in mid-flight as it wafts on a zephyr of flatulence from one buttocks to the other. lol, good analysis, and point taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 i love phlegm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fiznuthian Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 damnit Why does the poop get thicker in the middle? My version is better. No, your version is too shy poops just beginning to emerge - though yours does have the suspense of wondering what will happen next - will they collide, or pass by each other? The original version is more poetic, a single log captured in mid-flight as it wafts on a zephyr of flatulence from one buttocks to the other. Haha! Luke, go buy you some dirty vegetables from the farmer's market and eat them.. or from your own pesticide free garden.. great way to get microbes in your gut that would happily digest them for you. Definitely do not eat unwashed veggies from supermarkets.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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