‘Vinyl Purist’ Identified As Primary Suspect In Slaying Of 22-year-old Traktor DJ

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http://equalizermag.com/news/vinyl-purist-identified-as-primary-suspect-in-slaying-of-22-year-old-traktor-dj

 

 

“[borowski's] simplistic dynamics and preset loops would drag for 16, 32, or even 64 bars at a time,” says clubber Daniel Hirsch.

“It’s doesn’t really surprise me that he was murdered.”

 

[Hugh Mughnus]

that's a joke right? =/ lol

[Adieu]

I don't know.

[Friendly Foil]

Don't say I didn't warn y'all.

[RichieBees]

yea look at the rest of the site its p funny a bit like daily mash

[mcbpete]

that's a joke right? =/ lol

Look at the three related news stories below it

I think the author would be advised to have an actual skill of writing comedy before attempting the article

[Hugh Mughnus]

lol whoops I didn't scan the site enough before commenting. That BoC story makes me chuckle and mad at the same time lol

[mcbpete]

None of the articles seem to have any comedic value to them - they seem to have come up with a vaguely humorous concept for the headline but then have no idea how to stretch it to the length of an article