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MadameChaos

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  1. OK here's mine: I went to the zoo the other day and all they had was a dog in a cage.
  2. I'm sorry how rude of me, here is a picture for you to look at while you do it. Knock yourself out.
  3. Have you considered getting laid? Sounds like you need it. Or why not have a nice wank?
  4. Watched this little classic at my mum's over the weekend. 8/10 "I guess it was easier to her to change her name than for her whole family to change theirs."
  5. Making my own drink in a pub? Noooooooo!!! That's what the lazy young scruffbags behind the bar are for.
  6. Agreed for this could count as breakfast, disagree that bloody Marys are for any time. I've tried having one on a night out and it was gross. Plus it filled me up so I didn't want anymore to drink. BOOOOO!!!
  7. Lol. I can't decide whether to make myself a bloody mary or a gin and tonic... or go to bed and feel ashamed about my first world problems. Gin and tonic, bloody marys are for breakfast crazy lady.
  8. Last night I dreamt my mate went out and got a brand new white iPhone 5 with a white leather case and was showing it off. I remember feeling really surprised and angry because it's totally out of character for her (she's not materialistic). Rambo was there.
  9. Watched Black Dynamite last night, found it really funny. 8/10 Favorite scene was the one with the visible boom.
  10. I took my bike to Evans for a service and they told me to expect a call today with an estimate. When they didn't call I called in to the branch I went into, they said they would call back... ...and didn't. Now I have no idea what's going on and if the repair is worth the money. FFS!
  11. That's a seriously amazing film. Paul Thomas Anderson is a genius.
  12. Classic Vic and Bob, especially like the cameo from Will Self.
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