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MadameChaos

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  1. Well not technically as I was the one doing what I was told. She actually asked me out recently after finding me on Facebook. Nice to know I made such an impression.
  2. When I was at primary school I had a friend who liked me to tie her to the railings and whip her with a skipping rope. She's now a lesbian.
  3. Man I still can't believe Corey Haim is gone. So sad, cri evryteim.
  4. Well I think you guys are all smoking hot. I would have written terrible poetry about you and stared sadly across the room at you in double science.
  5. i made a film, it's pretty much finished http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4062602/fullcredits it's probably the best thing i've ever made PS i'm not done with the credits yet, more to come...
  6. my local shop is selling Casillero del Diablo at a cut rate if you buy two. finally have an excuse get in!
  7. http://soundcloud.com/body-in-the-thames/181213-1
  8. I agree with you on Bernie but disagree with Captain Phillips. It lacks character development instead relying on cheap quick references like oh he has a mug with his family on, he must be a family man. As a result much of the suspense fell flat with me and I was left feeling like it didn't quite deliver as much as it could have. I liked gravity but felt the same in terms of lack of character development plus I'm sure if you went onto a space station and started punching random buttons you would actually have some serious issues.
  9. How can a tweet be passive aggressive? This I gotta see.
  10. https://soundcloud.com/globalgoon/mosphleropsx002
  11. Pin Tweaks Vlue Belvert Host Lieway Enland Impire
  12. http://soundcloud.com/erasedtapes/douglas-dare-swim
  13. I'd be that delighted too if I'd managed to make pasta - Isn't it meant to be a real pain in the arse to do (though not quite as tough as pastry)Oh no I don't make my own, I just like it. [emoji16] Well done! I don't have a wife so I just buy mine from Sainsbury's. Lazy!
  14. can't remember if i posted this before...
  15. dafuq? woman gets another tit. http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/22/woman-pays-20000-for-third-breast-to-make-herself-less-attractive-to-men-4877634/
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