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keltoi

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  1. i've never heard of that happening from huffing chemicals. and he/she looks otherwise healthy. could it be a bee-sting or peanut allergy?
  2. sounds like option 2 then... in which case a bit of option 1 might be just the tonic. got anyone else you can screw for the odd night here and there?
  3. ime it can only really be 1 of 3 things KY... as you said you need to spend some quality time apart in order to appreciate time together... or she's getting cold feet about the inevitable "taking things to the next level" that all couples consider after approx 5 years and newly living together. she might just realise with you is where she's meant to be, before doing anything rash/final... or she wants to end it but is trying to soften the blow, thus prolonging the misery and confusion and eventually causing more pain and suffering in the long run. g'luck dood!
  4. it was the same in skateboarding circles. everyone seemed to think that if you skated you had to listen to suicidal tendencies and megadeath and all sorts of shit i couldn't abide. i said fuck em and listened to electronic music.
  5. the whole grunge thing passed me by cos i wasn't angsty in 91 i was too busy having a good time.
  6. i can't hear anyone on the phone cos of this loud woman on the other line, she is doing my head in.
  7. i think they were in the "woke up cumming" thread.
  8. the woman downstairs ruined my early night with her fake moans of pleasure for about an hour straight and i have a cold so was really needing some uninterrupted sleep.
  9. lol how long before you piss in your mum's milk?
  10. since we are in the same boat obviously, i must warn you that maybe it is you. people here that i used to like i find incredibly grating now. their voice makes me want to jump out my window. and now the girl next to me says the word 'like' at least like 35 times like in like 1 like sentence. it is like an incredibily like amazing like talent she has to like drive me like off the fucking wall. do not like. lol it most likely is me... she has one of those horrible nasal faux-posh glasgow accents. but the worst thing is the volume she speaks at. i'm sitting 10ft away stop shouting at me ffs! maybe she's deaf.
  11. new lady at work has a really loud annoying voice! the last one was annoying. why can't we employ someone that's not annoying?
  12. worth a try. sometimes the moving teeth in the lock can get stiff putting unnecessary stress on the key. btw i've got 3 of those yale keys here and they all have the same shape as yours. 2 of them are narrower even.
  13. It sounds like the key may be cut to the correct shape, but the "correct" shape has a structural week point, ie it gets too fucking narrow. spray some wd-40 in the lock.
  14. i am woken up at 6 every single morning and can't back to sleep
  15. i spend a lot of care and time creating accurate drawings at work and it's guaranteed some fuckwitted idiot with no eye for detail or flair for design comes along and makes half-assed amendments based on stupid uneducated hunches without having a clue what they're doing and screws everything up!! and my name is always still on the fucked up drawings!!! if you mess with my work and make it unrecognizable put your own name on it ffs!!!! !!!!! [sigh]
  16. my boss just dropped a big fuck-off piece of wood on my achilies and gouged out a big lump and i can't even spell achilies.
  17. does it download fast? no it fuckin disney!
  18. I find it's always unbalanced (from my experience anyway). One person does everything simply because they have higher standards. I've been on both sides of this, it's really weird and I don't know what to do about it. Are you better at cooking than her? I've had problems with that in the past - living with girlfriends who were amazing at cooking, and not wanting to cook anything myself because it'd pale in comparison. it's simple, wash the pots and stuff No, I meant I don't know what to do about it when my standards are higher than those who I live with. It's not really a question of standards. I mean, I'm a better cook, but that doesn't mean I should have to also wash the dishes, take out the trash, vacuum, do the laundry, buy the groceries, pick up the apartment, clean the bathroom, do the taxes, put away food that's left out, turn off electronics, close the windows when we leave, turn off all the lights, get the mail and keep track of the bills. Literally, I do fucking everything. Sometimes I truly believe my wife is border-line retarded. I have to keep tabs on everything or else our lives will go to shit. If you met my wife, it would al make sense. She is a lovable sweetheart but she does not exist in the physical realm. boycott sexy times.
  19. i ate so much bbq'd meat on saturday you would not believe. all kinds of meat... as a result i hadn't done a no.2 until 10 minutes ago and it was so huge and defined it looked like richard sandrak...
  20. does the rip go right down to his asshole? next level goatse.
  21. lots of rich food made for a difficult wiper.
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