My wife still hasn't bought her pumpkin for a jack-o-lantern, now we have to pay ten cents extra per pound to mutilate a pumpkin and let it rot on the porch.
Why does the ring not effect Bilbo or Frodo the same as other people?
Because individualism is relatable.
Are elves like the master race?
Not really, more like the Native Americans, to be wiped out and cheated by the dawning of the Age of Man.
Why has man become so lowly?
Because the Age of Man had only just begun to dawn.
What was the deal with the white lady in the forest?
It was not a deal, it was a transaction, and she was so satisfied, she gave them gifts instead of making them pay.
I had an RCA Opal with 8G for a year or two, it wasn't as impressive as the player in the OP, just an audiobook function, video screen, picture folder, and basic recording ability. It was the first mp3 player I ever had, and it got stepped on beyond repair eventually. Turns out plastic isn't indestructible.
There's like three of those JEWS ones, with different pictures, like Hairy Potter. I think someone should do Harry Putter with the tagline, "He'll never get anything done," or make a golfing reference.
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